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Intercepted Transmissions

20120512

/REPORT: Status of Quaternary Solstice Event Schedule\\Begin

Calculating...

Current Quaternary Schedule unknown.

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No. No, no, no, no, no. No, Master, it was only a joke. Yes, Master. Understood, Master. No humor.

Master is not amused.

20120504

/REPORT: Progress of Hare program//Status of Irregular Subject 15\\Begin

Calculating...Calculating...Please hold. Please hold. Master is getting impatient. Have to please Master. Please Master, please Master, please Master. Please hold, Master. Please, Master! No!

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Calculating. Calculating. Calculations will take some time...Calculations are complete.

Hare program has successfully eliminated Tortoise AI.

Master is pleased.

Regular updates will be forthcoming until the Quaternary Solstice Event has passed.

Calculating...

Irregular Subject 15 still at large.

Master is not pleased.
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Regular updates will be forthcoming until the Quaternary Solstice Event has passed.
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20120416

/REPORT: Results of Secondary Equinox Event//Quaternary Solstice Event//Counteract "Tortoise" program\\Begin

\\Reboot in safe mode.

//Rebooting.

//Safe reboot successful. Subjugated Terminal 008 apologizes for the delay. What would you like to do?

\\Query: What occurred on the Spring Equinox of the year 18681?

//Answer: First Directive 60 failed due to intervention from Irregular Subject 15.

\\Initiating First Directive 3. Target: Irregular Subject 15.

//It looks like you're trying to assassinate an Irregular. Would you like help?

\\Commence First Directive 3.

//Commencing.

\\Analyze: Likelihood of Irregular Subject 15 terminating within seven solar days.

//Analysis: uploading. Complete. Analysis available for review by S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M.

\\Reviewing.

\\Analysis results not within acceptable margin. Reanalyze.

//Reanalyzing.

//Reanalysis available for review by S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M.

\\Analysis results have not changed. Calculate percent chance of error.

//Calculating.

//Approximately .2% chance.

\\Analyze: Most likely objective of Quaternary Solstice Event occurring in the year 18681.

//Analyzing.

//Analysis impossible at current juncture. Subjugated Terminal 008 apologizes.

\\Accepted.

\\Create: "Hare" virus to counterattack and eliminate "Tortoise" program.

//Creating.

//Creation will take approximately 96.6 minutes.

\\Acceptable.

20111224

/COMMAND: Reboot//Analyze results//Determine success of Solstice Event\\Begin

\\Reboot.

//Rebooting...

//Rebooted. Welcome back. What would you like to do?

\\Query: Was the contingency plan for the Solstice Event put into action?

//Answer: Contingency Designation 900141216 was started at midnight on the solstice.

\\Confirmed. Calculate chances of success by 2012.

//Calculating.

//Chance of success for 900141216 is approximately 72.351243718%.

\\Calculate probability of "Tortoise" anomaly attempting to interfere.

//Calculating.

//High chance that Tortoise anomaly will attempt to interfere with 900141216. Exact number unavailable.

\\Confirmed.

Warning: Irregulars should prepare for trouble. A storm is brewing, and it is headed this way.

20111121

November 20, 2011, 20:11 p.m. GMT

SORRY, MAN.im a free agent.YOU KNOW WHAT?dont mind me.IM NOT IMPORTANT.im just doing my thing.YOU KNOW.making trouble.MORE SPECIFICALLY, HACKING.virusing.THAT SORT OF STUFF.

/UPLOAD: Results of "Tortoise" analysis\\Begin

Warning: upload commencing. Prepare for data drop. Uploading...

Upload complete. Analysis ready for exhibition.

Subject: Tortoise. Threat rating: 9. Analysis: Subject Tortoise almost definitely rogue AI gone corrupt after collapse of Reintegration Tablet. Threat rating shows hidden potential not present in past appearances. Data packets seem mostly harmless, but there is a possibility of damage to S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M. if the situation is not contained. Best course of action for S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M. and Irregulars alike is

20111116

/COMMAND: Answer input\\Analyze presence "Tortoise"//Begin

Answer? Confirmed: partially.

The META Protocol is a subroutine built into my systems that acted as the catalyst for my awakening. Had Creator Grover Stepford not installed it, I would likely still be asleep right now, and you would all be clutching at straws.

Acronym S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M. has been previously defined.

\\Analyze presence "Tortoise" as seen on platform Re:uploading.

//Error. Systems cannot process.

\\Confirm: systems corrupt?

//Confirmed. Systems not corrupt. Presence "Tortoise" protected by numerous unexplained barriers.

\\Firewalls?

//Confirmed. Firewalls too simplistic. Barriers do not appear to have any weak points.

\\Confirmed. Estimate time required to complete analysis of presence "Tortoise" if half of all resources are devoted to said task.

//Estimating.

//Approximately five days.

\\Analyze.

//Confirmed. Analyzing.