\\Reboot.
//Rebooting...
//Rebooted. Welcome back. What would you like to do?
\\Query: Was the contingency plan for the Solstice Event put into action?
//Answer: Contingency Designation 900141216 was started at midnight on the solstice.
\\Confirmed. Calculate chances of success by 2012.
//Calculating.
//Chance of success for 900141216 is approximately 72.351243718%.
\\Calculate probability of "Tortoise" anomaly attempting to interfere.
//Calculating.
//High chance that Tortoise anomaly will attempt to interfere with 900141216. Exact number unavailable.
\\Confirmed.
Warning: Irregulars should prepare for trouble. A storm is brewing, and it is headed this way.
A storm is always brewing. It seems to be a way of life for this situation.
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all you can do
is prepare and
hope for the best.
Well this is just great.
ReplyDeleteWhile I was gone the old Tablet blew up or something.
Now that I'm back the new one is about to go up in flames.
Have you tried making a program to fight this "Tortoise" and calling it "Hare"?
It might just die laughing.
.....Tablet? Is that you? I hope you remember us...
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