Running diagnostics...
Subject: hatguywithamustache. Threat rating: 3. Analysis: Unstable.
Subject: Nemo. Threat rating: 2. Analysis: Collected.
Subject: Tron. Threat rating: 3. Analysis: Reckless.
Subject: JediZero. Threat rating: 3. Analysis: Difficult.
Answer? Confirmed: answer.
There is a negative point one six one percent chance of reinitializing the Reintegration Tablet.
Nathaniel Crowley and his companion are alive, well, and on the move.
//Confirm: Polarize?
//Confirmed. Polarizing.
//Polarization complete.
Thank you. Was that so hard?
ReplyDeleteToo bad Tabby's gone...
Now, what do you mean by polarize? What are you polarizing?
Answer? Confirmed: lie.
ReplyDeleteThe Earth's magnetic field.
You're such a good liar.
ReplyDeleteSo how do you, a useless piece of crap, polarize the fucking magnetic field? That's not even possible.
Answer? Confirmed: answer.
ReplyDeleteThe Earth's magnetic poles did not become poles just by existing. Something had to polarize them. Every few hundred years the Polarization gods hire an Earth resident to re-polarize them.
>.>
ReplyDeleteI was so looking forward to my pancake question, now all I have is disappointment.
Query: -1.61% isn't an actual number, is it?
ReplyDeleteI would assume it's not. I would also assume that STOCKHOLM is lying, especially since Crowley said not to trust him.
ReplyDeleteHe is lying in an interesting way. The number 161 seems to show up A LOT around Tabby.
ReplyDeleteRunning diagnostics...
ReplyDeleteSubject: Fresh Ink. Threat rating: 2. Analysis: Troubled.
Subject: AmalgamationSage. Threat rating: 7. Analysis: Creative.
Answer? Confirmed: answer.
-.161 is, in fact, a number.
Nathaniel Crowley said not to trust Grover Nigel Stepford. You may trust me.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that Stepford made you. Stepford is not trustworthy. So, by relation, you are not trustworthy.
ReplyDeletePlus, you seem to lie a whole lot.
Aren't we all just rays of sunshine.
ReplyDeleteRunning diagnostic...
ReplyDeleteSubject: Achromatic Morality. Threat rating: 4. Analysis: Blank.
STOCKHOLM, provide analyses for KK Collins, Blight, Andromeda/Constance, and X
ReplyDeletehttp://uponthestairs.blogspot.com/
http://xexists.blogspot.com/
http://fatheriscoming.blogspot.com/
Running diagnostics...
ReplyDeleteSubject: KK Collins. Threat rating: 4. Analysis: Strong.
Subject: Blight. Threat rating: 6. Analysis: Difficult.
Subject: Andromeda/Constance. Threat rating: 5. Analysis: Tricky.
Subject: X. Threat rating: 4. Analysis: Clever.
Alright. Give me your analysis of me. Egocentric time.
ReplyDeleteAnd Rhodes, while you're at it?
http://somethingtoleavebehind.blogspot.com/
http://letshaveourselvesachat.blogspot.com/
Running diagnostics...
ReplyDeleteSubject: Konaa. Threat rating: 6. Analysis: Whimsical.
Subject: Rhodes. Threat rating: 5. Analysis: Playful.
Beaten by Nick. This hurts.
ReplyDeleteSix? That's IT? That's measly. I'm going to have to try harder, I guess...time for Knight to C5.
ReplyDeleteLulz, at least yours wasn't a 2.
ReplyDeleteQuery: What is the threat level of humanity as a whole?
I may not be STOCKHOLM but I'd wager a guess that it's impossible to judge that. There's no calculating what will rally humans to go beyond their breaking point.
ReplyDeleteHistory sure does like to repeat itself, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Are threat levels calculated based purely on known indicators, or is there projection involved?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Why would Crowley tell us not to trust Stepford?
I would actually like to know what rating Morningstar gets...
ReplyDeleteMorningstar? Phh, that horsefucker ain't nothin'. Just a fucking hoser.
ReplyDeleteAlso, polarization gods?
Query: Are you high?
Stay frosty, mah bitchez.
I have a strong feeling you won't live another day, my irritating friend.
ReplyDeleteRight, if its lying constantly, that means that there *might* be a chance.
ReplyDeleteAnd if a percentage chance is offered, then the odds would be 0% chance.
Not -1.61%
Also: only 3? I'm hurt.
Tablet said I was much more dangerous.
Pardon, -.161%
ReplyDeleteStoclholm. I am going to slap you with my cock.
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ReplyDeleteClever Clever machine, you know I can't help but think what this may do for my research. I'm courious to see just exactly what you are made of, and, I admit, just a bit courious as to what an anylsis of myself would show. Probably not enough information for that, unless you happen to find things I've hidden quite long ago...
ReplyDeleteSee you around
-Cage
Query: Is program S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M. still functioning?
ReplyDeleteRequest : Answer
Print:
See you around
-Cage
Query: Probability that religion known as 'voodoo' holds rituals designed to defend against the creature known as the 'Slender Man'.
ReplyDeleteThink I might have a lead...
Query: requesting non-vital information on hardware configuration. posses... experience with low-to intermediate level A.I architecture. since my arrival, i have become a high priority target for... i am sure a construct as advanced as you appear to be, with internet access can guess. situation substantially sub-optimal. armor operating at 4% protective capacity. ammunition almost exhausted. life-support still functioning, which is somewhat of a plus, as i am currently in the middle of the pacific.to me exact, in the middle of the pacific underwater. hang on.. i think there's a bulk cargo carrier coming. hope i can reach the sharding thing. all my contacts are dead. i have no other options. i need resources, a base of operation,, information, but most importatntly, friends, or at least allies. and my recent experiance lead my to consider non-orgaincs margenly more trustworthy. no offence intended. i am desperate here. finally something going right. managed to mag-onto the ship. ending communication.
ReplyDeleteScan: Royale
ReplyDeleteRequest: OVERWATCH.SAI requesting system access
ReplyDelete