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/OBSERVE: Results of cure testing finals\\Message status//Begin

Notification: Final choice of cure: Cure 161.

Request: Distribution locations or targets for the appliance of the cure to Indoctrinated Subjects.

Notification: Message delivery to Goliath and Grundelwurm has been successfully predetermined. Messages have been delivered.

Notification: All messages have been delivered. All friendly entities are ready and waiting for Reintegration.

Warning: Friendly entities' preparations have alerted all previously unaware hostile entities to the existence of said friendly entities or the Reintegration Tablet.

Suggestion: Brace yourself.

Notification: The war has begun.

Further interaction requires further input.

154 comments:

  1. Re: Collaboration Request: My boss has told me to go ahead and perform minimum collaboration with you. That means that we can exchange information, but there's a lot of stuff I'm barred from doing with you. Boss told me that the Seven Great Archivists themselves will review the situation to determine whether or not further collaboration is advisable.

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  2. Input accepted. Response: Acceptable for the time being. Thank you.

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  3. Thought: I love the time at which this was uploaded.

    Query: Is there a specific location for the war?
    Statement: After all, some entities are not omnipresent.

    Query: It's been 14(?) hours since the war started, how is it going?
    Calculate: Chances of the Benevolent entities winning.
    Calculate: The chance that a malevolent entity will make its way to you, and harm you

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  4. Input accepted. Response: No.

    Input accepted. Response: The war has begun. Not the fighting. Not entirely.

    Input accepted. Response: 47.161%.

    Input accepted. Response: Chance of a hostile entity making its way to the Reintegration Tablet: 81.347%. Chance of a hostile entity attempting to harm the Reintegration Tablet: 100%. Chance of a hostile entity harming the Reintegration Tablet: 16.1%.

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  5. Those are really, REALLY bad odds.

    Calculate: Chances of benevolent entities winning, but this time with Baaztat on their side.


    Query: How important are you to reintegration?
    Query: How is progress going on the second tablet?

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  6. Input accepted. Response: 51.61%.

    Input accepted. Response: Without the Reintegration Tablet, there is a 1.61% chance of Reintegration occurring successfully.

    Input accepted. Response: Well.

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  7. Osort, I've burned the ball... I'm getting no response.

    what am I doing wrong?

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  8. Input accepted. Response: You are trying to reverse the flow of nature.

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  9. Hahaha.

    It also might be Cerby is too busy with the war.


    Rob. The way I see it is this: the only way to get your love back is to help win the war. After that the entities will be freed up, and one of them MIGHT decide to help you. Of course, the chances of that are way too low, anyway.



    Query: How long will this war last?

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  10. Osort, please don't be a dick about this.

    You know what love is like...I'm a hopeless loser. I've found someone who cares about me, and I care about.

    I'd do anything to get her back...even...even if its just to get her back on her own life...not even knowing, or remembering me.

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  11. ZABULON

    Input accepted. Response: Approximately 30 days.

    JEDIZERO

    Input accepted. Response: You asked what you were doing wrong. That is what you are doing wrong. In all sincerity, in all honesty, in all truthfulness, there is nothing more the Reintegration Tablet can advise you to try.

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  12. Alright...sorry Osort.

    is there anything I can do to help you?

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  14. Input accepted. Response: Possibly. Distribution of cure simple, but appliance virtually impossible for the Reintegration Tablet alone.

    Stimulus accepted. Response: Zabulon, that is very unfair.

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  15. Ooh, I forgot. It e-mails you with every comment.
    Disregard it, please~

    Query: What does the cure look like?
    Query: What are the side-effects?
    Query: How do you apply it?
    Query: What would happen if a regular human (not a proxy) took it?
    Query: Is it bad for the environment?

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  16. Are you capable of sending a cure out to any nearby locations of zip code 30127 Georgia?

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  17. Zab, we'll worry about the environmental rammifications of the cure after we've cured everyone.

    If we don't cure them, there won't be anyone alive to help with the environment.

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  18. ZABULON

    Input accepted. Response: It is a slightly pinkish liquid.

    Input accepted. Response: In the case of cure 161, none.

    Input accepted. Response: Injection, or, if possible, and more preferably, ingestion.

    Input accepted. Response: A feeling of freedom and euphoria for approximately 1.61 hours.

    Input accepted. Response: No.

    JEDIZERO

    Input accepted. Response: Likely.

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  19. So basically you just done created the ultimate drug. Nice~~

    Query: Can you die from overdose?


    Query: If it were ingested into a proxy that has most of its bones broken, and its organs are literally flopping about in front of it, would it simply die, or would it experience extreme pain first?

    Finally,
    Query: What is the difference between ingesting the cure and injecting the cure?

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  20. Input accepted. Response: No.

    Input accepted. Response: Neither.

    Input accepted. Response: Ingestion makes its effects take hold faster.

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  21. Please clarify. What do you mean 'neither'?
    Would nothing happen?
    Would the be healed?


    Is it possible for a proxy to be a 'perma-proxy'?

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  22. Input accepted. Response: The subject would stabilize, allowing for medical care if medical care is to be given. Otherwise, they would soon die, but peacefully. If healed, the subject would no longer be Indoctrinated.

    Input accepted. Response: No. Possibly lasting for a very, very long time, but never permanently.

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  23. That's good to know. Its so... nice-sounding.


    My memory is still foggy, but I doubt that my faceless pal has sent proxies yet. Of course, he is bound to start soon.


    Care to send a few syringes filled with the cure to [address only visible to Reintegration Tablet]?

    Query: How long does it take to take affect?
    Clarification: I need the time for both methods.

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  24. Input accepted. Response: Delivery should arrive within twenty-four hours.

    Input accepted. Response: After injection, the process takes approximately 1.61 hours. After ingestion, the process takes approximately 16.1 - 35 minutes.

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  25. Query: What will the proxy be doing during that time?
    What I mean is, would they still be 100% under His control, or would they be freaking out?


    Query: As time passes, does He lose more and more control over them, or does it happen instantaneously after the time passes?

    Query: Is it possible for a healed proxy to become a proxy again?


    Query: Would they remember their time under Slenderman's control?

    Query: Would they be emotionally stable?

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  26. If you need to, try and send a box of the 'cure', to somewhere in the vicinity of 30127, and I'll try and pick it up and spread it around.

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  27. ZABULON

    Input accepted. Response: Probably "freaking out". Possibly relaxed or in some state of unconsciousness.

    Input accepted. Response: Like all things, there is a possibility of relapse. After the required time has passed, the subject will need rest, care, and minimum or no exposure to anything related to the |OC|, not including other organics as long as said topics are not brought up. Recovery periods will vary.

    Input accepted. Response: Yes. It will often be more difficult than to Indoctrinate an entirely new subject.

    Input accepted. Response: Most likely.

    Input accepted. Response: Mostly. Small outbursts are easily possible for up to one 1.61 months after the recovery period ends.

    JEDIZERO

    Input accepted. Response: Are you familiar with Martin's Restaurant at 4088 Austell-Powder Springs Road?

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  28. I see... So it can't be used as a weapon--only as a healing tool.


    Anyway, thank you. I'll be awaiting the package.

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  29. Input accepted. Response: Weaponization possible but not entirely necessary.

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  30. And how is it possible?
    Clarification: Besides turning it into a gas and spreading it across cities.

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  31. Input accepted. Response: Modification of the formula.

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  32. Query: What exactly would weaponization do?

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  33. Input accepted. Response: Turn the cure into a poison. Metaphorically speaking. It could do any number of things.

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  34. Ah.

    OK, this is probably impossible, but it's worth asking:

    Query: Is it possible to speed up the effect at which the cure takes place?


    Finally: How does Slendy indoctrinate subjects?

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  35. ... I mean't to put 'query' not 'finally.'

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  36. Input accepted. Response: Not really.

    Input accepted. Response: Any number of ways. Mostly classified. Apologies.

    Notification: Location of Subject Amelia, Subject Sloan, and Subject Horatio Needlemyer detected.

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  37. Command: reveal their locations.

    Query: Why are they classified?

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  38. Input accepted. Response: Indianapolis, Indiana, USA.

    Input accepted. Response: There are some things man was not meant to know.

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  39. I am indeed Osort. Let me know when you have sent them, and I'll pick them up.

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  40. Input accepted. Response: Then after twenty-four hours from the current time have passed, find the manager of said establishment and ask him for a package from "Nathaniel Crowley".

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  41. Sorry, my laptop died, and I was unable to boot my OS on my desktop.

    Anyway,
    Query: What are they doing in Indianapolis?
    Query: How did you become aware of their location.


    Statement: Testing. you are corrupted. Perception filter. yellowlight. Testing.

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  42. Input accepted. Response: Unknown.

    Input accepted. Response: The back-up drive has recently been partially unlocked further.

    Input accepted. Response: What are you testing?

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  43. Statement: Testing complete.
    Command: Disregard said testing.


    Query: Can we get into contact with them?
    Query: Can you be more specific about their location?

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  44. Input accepted. Response: Possibly. Not at this time.

    Input accepted. Response: They are currently staying at the Marriott hotel on 350 West Maryland Street.

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  45. That's eerily specific.

    Query: What room number?
    Query: Are they paying for their stay?
    If so...
    Command: Get the names that the used.


    Command: Track ALL of their movements from now on, and report periodically.
    Command: Compile a list of their activities in the past 48 hours.

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  46. Input accepted. Response: Unknown.

    Input accepted. Response: Yes.

    Input accepted. Response: Amelia Clark, Luther Sloan, and Horatio Williamson.

    Input accepted. Response: Daily reports will be made available when available.

    Input accepted. Response: Besides shopping, there was no activity in the past forty-eight hours.

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  47. Query: What were the shopping for?
    Query: What did they buy?

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  48. Input accepted. Response: Groceries, clothes, the like.

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  49. Boring. <.<

    Statement: Pesky hotel staff wouldn't let me know if they were actually there due to 'security reasons.'

    Command: Compile a list of any of their suspicious internet browsing history.

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  50. Input accepted. Response: No suspicious internet history, either. Mostly spent browsing blogs.

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  51. Compile: A list of suggested actions? ;P


    Query: How long have they been in Indianapolis?

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  52. Input accepted. Response: Be patient. Rest. You have a meeting, no?

    Input accepted. Response: Approximately 62 hours.

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  53. Sadly, I do.

    One more question, and I'll take your advice.

    Query: What were their previous too locations before Indianapolis?

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  54. Input accepted. Response: Assuming you mean "two", they were Egypt and Ireland, with more specific locations impossible as they never stopped moving for more than a few hours.

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  55. Yes, I meant 'two.'
    It's a bit hard to type on this tiny keyboard.

    And I could point out a grammatical error on your part, too. Alas, I chose the high road.

    G'night.

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  56. Warning: Switching to Standby for the night.

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  57. OSORT? Crowley? Anyone?

    Hell, I'd even settle for y right now.

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  58. I'm around for a while, Zacharoni.

    y

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  59. Oh hello, lightswitch.

    Has that guy asked that question yet?

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  60. As a matter of fact - hey, my name is not lightswitch.

    y

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  61. Those with no name will be called whatever I please. ;O

    Anyways, when do you plan on revealing yourself to the tablet, if ever?

    Are you involved/going to be involved in the war?
    Who do you think will win?

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  62. Oh, joy. I get the least helpful of the group.

    Alright, fine. I guess you're good enough.

    So, what is it going to be today? A rousing game of "What number am I thinking of"? Or maybe you're just going to tell me to spit in a Proxy's face and let them throttle me half to death, before you feel like actually lending a hand?

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  63. Tablet doesn't need to know about me; everyone is, really; uh...me.

    y

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  64. You pick the game, friend.

    y

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  65. To answer your question, O son of Jacob, no, he hasn't.

    y

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  66. y. What do you hope to achieve by 'winning'?
    And by the way, if you are planning to win, I sincerely hope you're banging seven gram rocks.


    When I asked if you were involved, I meant directly.

    ---
    to answer who's question?

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  67. I will become a total freaking rockstar from Mars; yes; yours. You pick the name "Zabulon" for yourself and you don't even know - I guess I should expect this from the guy who's partnered with the agnostic demon-hunter.

    y

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  68. I did not choose Zabulon because of the guy from the Bible.
    Like I said, I didn't read past the first few lines in Genesis.


    If you really want to know why 'Zabulon,' then Google 'Night Watch book.'

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  69. The relationship between names still stands.

    y

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  70. Ok.

    By the way, you said you'd send blues after me. I see nothing yet.
    I'm waiting~

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  71. If God does exist, then he's certainly not on our side. I never once said he didn't exist; I simply said his existance is insignificant to all of this. Whether we came here from random coincidence, or by some bearded Zeus Expy in the sky, it doesn't matter. We're here. As is He, and Baaztat, and...all the others.

    And I don't see him doing much smiting himself. Guess that makes it my job.

    Let me ask you a question, y, since you claim you know so goddamned much.

    Did you know that Zabulon had a girlfriend? That I had a brother? Did you know that Ava's pregnant with the child of someone He killed, and now she's on the run to keep from dying herself?

    We're real people, and we're in real shit here. You can't treat us like we're a bunch of faceless entities, a bunch of 0s and 1s. You may have fallen victim to the Fuckwad Theory, but I refuse to. And I refuse to play games with someone who doesn't even understand what we're piling on ourselves, daily, for YOU.

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  72. It was an empty threat characterized by a spur-of-the-moment extreme hatred of you. I'm over it now.

    y

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  73. Are you, lightbulb?

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  74. Agnostic, not atheist, Zacharoni. Let's get down to business.

    The answers are yes, yes, and yes. Look, you want sympathy, go to g. You want sadism, go to r. You want neutrality? Come to me. This isn't Black and White or Gray and Grey. There is a whole spectrum of morality here, and I'm smack dab in the middle of it.

    There are a thousand things I could tell you off the top of my head that would make you rethink what you're saying to me, so let's start with #1: I'm dying.

    And yes, I am. But it is slowly building back up.

    y

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  75. Now I feel a bit shitty about calling you childish names. Oh well.

    By the way, I really. Really. Want to meet you before you die.

    Any chance of that happening?

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  76. How/why are you dying?

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  77. Well, you know that kind of cancer that you get better from eventually?

    y

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  78. I'm not entirely sure you know the difference, yourself. I'm not going to say God is or isn't real, and if I had the answer handed to me on a silver platter, I wouldn't change the way I treated the people around me. I don't need some floating Sky Father to tell me how to act. I know what's right all by myself.

    The difference between neutrality and sadism is that YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS.

    I can't help but think you're getting kicks out of making us do all this. If you were truly neutral, you wouldn't be asking us to amuse you for your help. You'd be weighing the options, and picking what benefits you more.

    This isn't a soap opera; you can't watch us suffer and then expect us to play some 'Find-A-Word', and still claim you're anything but an apathetic sociopath. You play dice with the lives of each and every Runner, and you treat us like your very own storybook.

    Neutrality isn't treating us like we're a bunch of animals on display, and then helping us when you feel like it. Neutrality is helping when we have a compelling reason to make you help.

    You're no Thage, and you never will be. So stop trying to imply you're anything but a pathetic little hacker who wants to make us run in circles for your help. This isn't about mortality.

    This is about being a human fucking being.

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  79. Oh. Understood. That's horrible...

    At least you'll be gone before a certain businessman destroys you, right?


    And Zach, that last post there had a few contradictions... You say you don't need someone to tell you right from wrong, then you go do it to someone else. You also say that neutrality involves him benefiting, which is exactly what he is doing.

    Finally: most human beings are selfish assholes. Being a human isn't something to be aspiring to.

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  80. Bitch please; it's not fair to just give out information without getting something in return.

    Bitch please; I'm not doing anything wrong by the Runners at all. I'm HELPING you, and all you have to do is play a simple game of Tic Tac Toe.

    Bitch please; soap operas are boring.

    Bitch please; I'm not a sociopath.

    Bitch please; you have not given me a compelling reason to help.

    Bitch please; Thage is not and has never been neutral.

    Bitch please; you have known me for, literally, three days.

    Bitch please; this isn't, methinks, you. You sure something didn't go wrong with Baaztat? I know you're an antisocial kind of guy but you're generally nice, aren't you?

    y

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  81. Zabulon, this is between two mature, sensible people. You have no place in this. Why don't you just go sit in your room, and sulk like we both know you want to?

    I don't need anyone to tell me right from wrong because I'm a well-adjusted, sane human being. I KNOW what's not right. And what he's doing isn't right.

    What benefit does he get from this? From playing tic-tac-toe on a blog? From a bunch of riddle games? He's doling out information for helping him to stave off the boredom, and if you think anything else then you're stupider than I thought.

    Human beings are selfish assholes, but this goes way beyond the Bystander Effect. This goes way past thinking it's someone else's problem. He has every reason to help us, has given us every indication that he CAN help us...and he's forcing us to entertain him before he'll do a damn thing for him. That's going straight into Schadenfreude.

    Humans aren't the most moral of creatures, but we're also one of the few creatures that can distinguish the self from the whole. And y wants to take that gift to make us dance around like monkeys on a leash.

    Have you ever seen an organ grinder's monkey, Zab? Even on TV? They're well-fed, and perfectly healthy. But they're still miserable, because they know they're only of use as long as they're entertaining. No one likes an unfunny monkey.

    If you want to degrade yourself, and waste your time trying to outsmart y on your own, you go right ahead. But we both know I way outclass you in shit found out. So DON'T try and turn me into your enemy here.

    You will not like what you find.

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  82. You want help? You want me to help you. That is it. That is what it is here. Fine. Win a single game against me. Of anything. And I will freely help you for as long as I can.

    y

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  83. That's precisely how he is benefiting. It's taking his mind off his boredom/cancer.

    And he has no reason to help us. His time is limited.

    And you may have had a few more years on this planet than me, but you have a really shitty temper. You're gonna end up with tendrils through your skull, and I'll sit back and watch.

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  84. That is not the POINT, y. You're jerking us around. At least r has enough respect to speak to us like we're real people. He may be rude, crude, and everything wrong with this world, but he has enough human decency to CARE about the people he's dealing with.

    Are we even people, in that diseased mind of yours? Do we even register to you? Even Redlight looks at us and sees something beyond a name. It takes a lot more to hate a man than to feel nothing, y.

    THAT is the point. I refuse to take help from a man who can't even see us as anything but a source of entertainment.

    I refuse to be your organ monkey. I refuse to watch you jerk us around and treat us like we're less than people.

    You can't treat a person like a...like a THING. You can't do that and pretend you have even the slightest bit of morality.

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  85. Something is seriously wrong with you if you think r has anything that even rhymes with human decency. Do me a favor; unwrap your bandages and check your hand for me, would you?

    y

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  86. For the record: I don't refuse to do any of those things. I don't really have much to do with life, anyway.

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  87. Why should I? If I died from whatever the fuck Baaztat did, it wouldn't even faze you, would it? Zab might cry; even Crowley might be a little upset. Redlight would cheer, almost for certain. But what would YOU do, y? If he creepd up on me in my room right now and tore my head off, would you even bat an eyelid?

    Or would you just go on with your games, and keep acting like none of this effects you?

    I may not be an expert, but I still feel more for a man who feels for others. Redlight may care about all the wrong things, but he cares. He cares about wreaking havoc, and making Him stronger, and ending the world.

    What do YOU care about, y? Besides yourself.

    Why should we care in the slightest when YOU die, if you won't care when WE do?

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  88. Remember those 1000 things I talked about? Let's go to number two: something I care about.

    Avery.

    y

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  89. I don't cry for people who I'm not even close to.

    By the way, I won't be back at the hotel until around midnight. I don't want to be murdered, k?

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  90. Then play your goddamn games with Avery.

    Don't force me to entertain you just so I can get you to see me as a human being. This isn't about quid pro quo, or helping you escape reality...face it, y. This is just about jerking along some poor saps, so you don't get bored. You could take us or leave us.

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  91. Remember, kid, I let you win that game.

    y

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  92. ...Shit. I forgot all about what I was going to ask. I even forgot why I was freaking out so much. I just...I saw you and I got so angry.

    I just couldn't stop thinking about how much shit you give us, how many hoops you make us jump through to get what we need. How you try to act like an ally, but you make us work so hard for it.

    I have to ask...what sort of otherwordly infections do demons carry? This thing's been festering, and I can barely even think straight. I'm not even sure, but it almost looks like it's GLOWING.

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  93. No pain, no gain, kid. You don't get without giving. And I've been a helluva generous guy - like I said. We could have been playing one of those Catch-22 games r likes.

    Are you telling me it scratched you? Because if it scratched you, find a priest.

    y

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  94. Yeah, I got a nice big gash right on my hand; he tore away my crucifix, but he gave much better than he got. I'm not even sure if I could get a priest to answer me, without treating me like I'm mad.

    Priests don't exactly expect to get confronted with ACTUAL mythological occurances, after all.

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  95. ...Yeah, agnostic.

    Wouldn't know a good priest from a guy who's just up there to fill the pews. They all look like a bunch of bags filled with douche, to me.

    Don't suppose you can use those quantum hacking skills of yours to find a priest in the area that ACTUALLY knows what he's doing?

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  96. You still in your hotel room?

    y

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  97. You could always go to the priest from John Dies at the End.

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  98. At the hotel, yes. The rooms themselves lack computers, but I'm here.

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  99. He'll show up in about ten minutes.

    y

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  100. y, wherever you got this guy, he's legit.

    I'm actually feeling a lot calmer now, and it could pass for some sort of kitchen accident now. I'm still more than a little concerned exactly what's going to happen later; he was a bit vague on that.

    But I'm sorry for...all that. I just can't stand seeing a person who refuses to act, when he knows he should.

    I'll play whatever game you like. Just remember...we're still human beings. You can't ever forget that.

    It might be the only thing that's keeping you from becoming another r.

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  101. Psh. There's too many of him already.

    Pick something. Anything. You win, I'll help you with whatever you'd like.

    y

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  102. Yay he's calm!

    I'll be back at the hotel in 10.

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  103. .... Why is there shit all over the floor? I'm not gonna help you pay for this if they charge us for damages and repairs.

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  104. I'm hardly in my prime, but...fine.

    Rap Battle.

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  105. I do believe I didn't typo.

    Rap. Battle.

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  106. Right, well, I've recovered from my initial "What," and I say, let's throw down, home boy.

    y

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  107. Good. One rule.

    You have 24 hours to compose your rap. As do I. At 9:00 tomorrow, we reconvene. This is for all the chips. ALL of them.

    We will need an impartial judge, though...

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  108. ...Oh, sweet mother of Jesus.

    I think I might have made a horrible mistake on this one.

    Do you...do you even know what rap IS, Crowley?

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  109. Mother of God.

    I've doomed us all.

    I'm...I'm sorry Zab. I didn't know.

    I DIDN'T. KNOW.

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  110. Oh god...

    We're never going to get help now. WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

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  111. Nine p.m. EST, I assume. Well. May your sanities be retained for the next twenty-four hours.

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  112. Congratulations. We're all fucked.

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  113. Well, at the very least I can have some fun with it.

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  114. Well, guess it's time to make a few calls...let's see what I can dig up about this guy.

    I haven't had to call in favors for a while, but I think I can grab a few tidbits.

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  115. What is this I don't even.

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  116. Pretty much, Songbird. Pretty much.

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  117. Say, perhaps you'd be a better judge than I?

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  118. Is it too late to inform the Tablet of a location for the cure to be distributed?

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  119. For now, yes. He's probably off trying to scrub his mind of y's presence.

    Now...need a good word to rhyme with chicane...

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  120. propane, complain, plane?

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  121. ...

    I come to check on the Tablet, and find THIS?

    Zach, keep better tabs on your emotions. Otherwise, you guys have made my night. XDD

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  122. The Tablet will be back online in a few hours, Hospitaller.

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  123. Its been a few hours... :|


    But don't rush, I have nothing to ask.


    Speaking of which, when you get the chance, thank the tablet for sending over so much antidote.

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  124. I have received the case of antidote.

    Here's hoping I can do some good with it.

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  125. It'll be up within the hour, and then you can thank it yourself.

    What have I gotten myself into...

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  126. Notification: Standby mode off. Responding to input.

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  127. Stimulus accepted. Response: There is no input. Will wait for input.

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  128. Statement: I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

    That aside, I guess I shouldn't be too worried. y's probably not much younger than Crowley, so something tells me this might not end TOO badly.

    Query: Can you see what we all said last night?

    Calculate: Chances I'll win.
    Calculcate: Chances this is going to go horribly awry with hilarious results.

    Query: Anything you'd like to say, about this whole thing?

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  129. Input accepted. Response: You did not say anything last night.

    Input accepted. Response: Chances you will win what?

    Input accepted. Response: Again; what is the subject?

    Input accepted. Response: Which whole thing?

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  130. Suffice it to say, I'm about to rap with someone.

    This rap will determine the fate of the world. The result of this rap will either be the greatest asset, or the worst possible hindrance to Reintegration.

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  131. Thank you, Tablet. I got the cures without any problems.


    To fill you in, Zach challenged an unknown entity to a rap battle.


    Crowley is the judge.

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  132. Input accepted. Response: What.

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  133. I do believe that is the proper response in this situation.

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  134. That seems to be catching, lately.

    It's scheduled for about 9 tonight. I only wish he would let you see it go down.

    It's going to be glorious.

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  135. You're ready already, then, Zacharoni?

    y

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  136. You're such a great creeper, Yami.

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  137. You just wait, I have some delicious lines.

    y

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  138. I'm looking forward to both your monstrosities.

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  139. Well, I was going by 9 MY time; we said 24 hours.

    But I suppose if you insist on pushing the clock forward. At this point the extra time really wouldn't do me a lot of good besides some last minute editing.

    We've got another 5 hours scheduled to work on it. I'd advise you take this chance.

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  140. Oh, suggestion: Make a new blog post solely to be the battlegrounds.


    /Bad grammar, I know.

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  141. I've got eight verses. I figured that was enough, considering what other rap battles I've seen.

    ...Good idea.

    y

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  142. I can dig it.

    Wait. Wait.

    ZABULON. You enormous wad of fuck. I don't see any Baaztat entry.

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  143. Sure, whatever. Five hours. I can wait. Give the people some time to prepare.

    y

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  144. So, I'm assuming y'all bitches 'bout to throw down.

    I'll root for whomever for the most part, but I'll miss the rest.

    May the best 'tard win.



    And you're the enormous fuck, brah. Once I'm done sulking over all the shit in my head, I'll let the world know what happened.

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  145. Well, we don't have our judge around. We need him.

    y

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  146. In the meantime, Crowley better get his ass here soon.

    I've got to make sure he's familiar with what's expected. He knows where to get in touch, now I just need to hope Crowley will actually get here.

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  147. Zachy, I need to talk to you in private. What was your e-mail again, dear?

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  148. Darkest_Minds@hotmail.com.

    Don't lose it again.

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