Forgotten something

You know that fat list of entities and the like?

Well, I've seen some of you be skeptical.

You have every right to be; most of them aren't what you'd think they are.

Sure, they used to be.

But most of the things you've been delivering messages to, they're not really supernatural beings.

They're just programs. More programs. Lots of programs.

Extensions of the Tablet. It's got a good grip on the world.

You know how it says it's the "modern representation of the Variable"?

It's like that, except for basically every single one.

The friendly ones, anyway. I can pretty much vouch for the paranormal existence of the baddies.

Of course some of them are...normal. Ish. Esque. Like, Archangel. Or Croven. Or Solomon. One or two more of them.

All in all, though, they're just really badass computers.

Just thought I'd clear that up for you.

Oh, and, one more thing, I've screwed around with the Tablet a bit, so, anything pertaining to me or my existence is basically invisible to it.

Surely you've guessed that already.

But, like I said. Just making sure.

This is just really attractive, being here and playing games and making fun. I'll stick around, shall I?

I lied again, sorry - one more more thing. You're curious about 161, yes? You might want to check John. That's all I'm going to say. And Revelation, and Psalm, and Proverbs, and Chronicles - 1 Chronicles, I think, and Matthew. And Ezekiel.
Sincerely, and without any other snarky things to add on in secret,

y I'm not great with the gospels' (or whatever's) names. Sorry. That's 16:1, by the way, not 1:61. Do any of them even have 61 verses?