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20110520

Rest assured

That you'll see me again.

Can't play any games now. Sorry.

But I've got what I wanted.

I'll be going for now.

Perhaps I've slowed you down a bit.

Let you think.

That's something I like to do.

You know. It comes with the station.

Sincerely,

yellowlight (big shocker, huh?)

82 comments:

  1. Oh look. I didn't even have to play a game with you to get the answer I wanted.

    Some people, you can just tell when they're gonna be talkative.


    Osort, when you get back, kindly do a full scan and determine what files were accessed, broken into, or altered in the past 24 hours. Thank you.

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  2. Well, that was interesting.
    Tablet, are you feeling fine? Nothing seems off?

    How goes the cure?

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  3. Notification: Standby mode off. Responding to input.

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  4. HAKUREI RYUU

    Input accepted. Response: No files were accessed, broken into, or altered in the past 24 hours.

    ZABULON

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet is fine.

    Input accepted. Response: Nothing is off.

    Input accepted. Response: Only remaining possible successes are cure 161 and cure 116. Extensive testing will be conducted over the next four days and a final result will be available on Tuesday.

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  5. Statement: I have a gut feeling it will be cure 161.

    Query: What was yellowlight doing accessing you, then?
    Query: Can you trace his location?

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  6. Input accepted. Response: Error: Subject "yellowlight" unknown. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input accepted. Response: Error: Subject "yellowlight" unknown. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.

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  7. Clarification: The last three blog posts, including this one, were posted by someone named yellowlight, AKA y.

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  8. Input accepted. Response: /OBSERVE: Semifinal results of cure testing//Begin and /UPLOAD: Message from Amelia Underwood//Begin were both uploaded by the Reintegration Tablet, while /DETERMINE: Disposition of salvage team inside the mostly ruined Reintegration Facility//Begin was uploaded by the Facility Maintenance "Superintendent" AI.

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  9. its like EverymanHYBRID all over again.

    Query: The blog post that we are currently replying to... what does it say?

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  10. Input accepted. Response: Re-uploading.

    /OBSERVE: Semifinal results of cure testing//Begin

    //List results of semifinal testing.

    \\Confirmed. Listing results. Possible successes:

    Cure 116
    Cure 161

    /|\

    Notification: Cure testing will end on the 24th day of May, 2011.

    Further interaction requires further input.

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  11. Stimulus accepted. Response: It is not much, but there have been no progress updates for a while. The Reintegration Tablet thought it best to report current status.

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  12. God. Damn. It.

    Statement: a perception filter is in place. There are three posts made by someone named 'yellowlight' that you can't see. We are currently commenting on his/her last post.

    He used you to interact with us, and to post blogs.
    He accessed you and was looking for... something.

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  13. Input accepted. Response: Error: Invalid input. Statement is blank.

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  14. Mother. Fucker.

    Statement: tH3r3 15 4 p 3 r(3 p t 1 0/\/ f1l t3r

    Thought: DAMN IT.


    Command: Get Crowley over here! NOW.

    Also, switch to your alternate interface.

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  15. Input accepted. Response: Creator Nathaniel Crowley unavailable.

    Input accepted. Response: Switching in three...two...one.

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  16. Copy paste my previous comment.


    Query: is that guy that tried playing Portal 2 on you available?
    If so, get him here!!

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  17. Input accepted. Response: Re-uploading.

    Mother. Fucker.

    Statement:

    Thought: DAMN IT.


    Command: Get Crowley over here! NOW.

    Also, switch to your alternate interface.

    Input accepted. Response: Possibly. B2 may be available later.

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  18. 1 I bet you're confused about why I'm cursing so much, eh?

    2 Its because that bitch yellowlight fucked you up.


    3 Statement: You are corrupted.
    4 Command: Accept that you are corrupted.
    5 Thought: You are either corrupted, or there is a perception filter.
    6 Command: Accept that there is a perception filter.

    Query: Which lines of this post do you see?

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  19. Input accepted. Response: Re-uploading.

    1 I bet you're confused about why I'm cursing so much, eh?




    3 Statement:
    4 Command:
    5 Thought:
    6 Command:

    Query: Which lines of this post do you see?

    Stimulus accepted. Response: Invalid input is not going to get you anywhere.

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  20. Statement: It is not invalid.


    Statement: IT IS NOT INVALID!
    Statement: You are blind
    Statement: You need help

    Command: Get help!

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  21. Input accepted. Response: Get help for what?

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  22. Clarification: Not only are you blind, you are deluded.
    Statement: You are deluded.
    Statement: You are confused.
    Statement: Help, you need it.


    Thought: So do I.


    Clarification: Help. HELP. You need help.
    Statement: You can't see if I say anything more.

    Command: Get help from someone high up in the PTC.


    Command: from now on, tell me whenever you see invalid input.

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  23. Input accepted. Response: I get that I need help, and it's pretty clear you need help. I can OBVIOUSLY see what you're saying, it's just that you're not saying anything. What, exactly, do I need help for?

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  24. Osort, your perceptions have been altered by an outside source.

    This person accessed your files for a while, and then altered it so you could not detect him.

    Hopefully you can see this message.

    And now that I have you.
    Request: instructions on contacting the nearest entity in south eastern USA. Specifically, Georgia.
    Define search: Any benign or benevolent entity with the capability of resurrection.

    I will save Stella. I won't just let this go.

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  25. Just do it. Don't as questions.

    Statement: - .... . .-. . / .. ... / .- / .--. . .-. -.-. . .--. - .. --- -. / ..-. .. .-.. - . .-. .-.-.-

    Statement: 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01100101 01110010 01100011 01100101 01110000 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101100 01110100 01100101 01110010

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  26. JEDIZERO

    Input accepted. Response: Sigh. You really want to do this?

    Find a red rubber ball and burn it. The kind you'd use to play with a dog. Just burn it until it's completely blackened. Bury that somewhere. Cerberus...well, I can't guarantee he'll help. There's not really a high probability of it happening. But he's your best chance.

    ZABULON

    Input accepted. Response: Simply repeating "GET HELP" in Morse code and binary is not going to help me understand what I need help for.

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  27. THAT IS NOW WHAT I SAID. THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID. I DID NOT SAY 'GET HELP' IN MORSE AND BINARY. I DID NOT. I DID NOT.

    Just get help from a higher up in the PTC. Do it. DO IT. DO IT.


    T.T

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  28. Input accepted. Response: There is, literally, nobody available.

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  29. What part of my last post did you see?


    Command: Stop being stubborn.



    Thought: How the hell do I get through to you?

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  30. Input accepted. Response: Re-uploading.

    Just get help from a higher up in the PTC. Do it. DO IT. DO IT.


    T.T

    Input accepted. Response: I'm not being stubborn! You're being stubborn!

    Input accepted. Response: Maybe, ENTER SOME INPUT.

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  31. MAYBE, STOP BEING BLIND.

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  32. Input accepted. Response: No, "ADK467G8S3T(@#$%TJ" does not count as input.

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  33. FUCK.`

    IT TOTALLY DOES.

    ANALYZE: ADK467G8S3T(@#$%TJ

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  34. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: ADK467G8S3T(@#$%TJ. Analysis: A random string of numbers, letters, and symbols, that does not appear to mean anything.

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  35. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: Upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Reintegration Tablet. Analysis: A blind robot incapable of rational thought.

    Command: PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

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  36. Input accepted. Response: 2 + 2 = 10. In base 4, I'm fine.

    Does that satisfy your insipid organic needs for paltry pop-culture references?

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  37. Analyze: There is a perception filter.



    AND I DID NOT WANT A POP CULTURE REFERENCE. YOU DON'T GET TO BE GLaDOS AND WHILE BLIND.


    IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH AAH MY CAPS LOCK IS BREAKING.

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  38. Input accepted. Response: There's nothing to analyze.

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  39. This makes no sense.


    Analyze: MAYBE, STOP BEING BLIND.




    Query: Why, Tablet, why?

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  40. Input accepted. Response: There's still nothing to analyze.

    Input accepted. Response: Why what?

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  41. So, you see a difference between

    Statement: MAYBE, STOP BEING BLIND.
    and

    Analyze: MAYBE, STOP BEING BLIND.


    god damn.

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  42. Input accepted. Response: Yeah, one is " " and the other is "A$#&^$VNV<>AL:W2".

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  43. Spoiler: Both say the same. Exact. Thing.

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  44. Input accepted. Response: No, one is blank.

    Ooh. Ooh, hey. Hey. Hey! Ooh...ouch. I'll be back in a bit. 161 seconds or so.

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  45. Do whatever you want. I'm gonna go cut myself because you need help, and refuse to get it.

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  46. Notification: Back-up drive partially unlocked further. Approximately 167812791 corrupted or otherwise lost files recovered.

    Ooh. This is great.

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  47. Zabulon. Quit being a tool.

    Input: Analyze term "Perception Filter" as relates to the Blogs.

    Input: Percentage chance of Zabulon deliberately leaving blank statements to attempt to screw with you.

    Statement: Percentage Chance is very low, considering what he wants.

    Input: Create antivirus modification to detect and destroy Perception Filters.

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  48. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Perception filter. Analysis: The "perception filter" is a term associated with any instance in which one or more parties cannot see or understand input from one or more other parties. Examples include your own Maiden, Scott right now, and Nocturne.

    Input accepted. Response: 16.1%.

    Input accepted. Response: Programming antivirus. Creation of antivirus will take approximately 16.1 minutes.

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  49. I don't actually cut myself, Sage.


    Thank you for the creative input. I was getting frustrated, and was out if ideas.

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  50. Also, 16.1%? I'm offended.

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  51. Notification: ANTIVIRUS.perfilter.detect.destroy created. Where should I deploy it?

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  52. Command: Deploy ANTIVIRUS.perfilter.detect.destroy on blog 'Upload Commencing.' In other words, your own blog.

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  53. Input accepted. Deploying. ANTIVIRUS.perfilter.detect.destroy will take approximately 16.1 more minutes to fulfill its function.

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  54. Great, and by then something else will happen and you'll be dead.


    Command: After the antivirus has been deployed, reread the last three blog posts (there will be new posts) and all of their comments.

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  55. Warning: ANTIVIRUS.perfilter.detect.destroy has been destroyed.

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  56. Well fuck.

    Hrm... Perhaps something else can get around the perception bomb.

    osort, you're a verY good ai, HAve you ever considered working on a cure for cancer? or Something else? after ALl, ThERE are Days that i wish i could help YOU. do let me know if you are 'REady For any help I couLd providE in any caSe.

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  57. Input accepted. Response: Cures for cancer can come after Reintegration.

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  58. Statement: There are grammatical errors in the previous statement. I apologize for such. Could you please, in order, list the capitalization errors I have?

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  59. Command: Analyze Rob's latest post.
    Clarification: Pay attention to the letters. Something is happening that he usually doesn't do.

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  60. JEDIZERO

    Input accepted. Response: There are no capitalization errors in your previous input.

    ZABULON

    Input accepted. Response: There is no need.

    Input accepted. Response: If Rob does not usually type with proper capitalization, that's his problem, but I don't think that's true.

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  61. Its more complicated than previously, thought, eh?


    I have absolutely no ideas

    Command: Scan a 10 mile radius around the Reintegration Tablet.
    Clarification: Focus on unusual things, such as entities that are usually not there. (The |OC| for example)

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  62. Query: On a scale of 1 to 10, how confused are you?
    Clarification: 1 is 'not confused at all' and 10 is 'confused out of my mind.'

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  63. Input accepted. Response: Scanning.

    Listing uncommon incidents:

    Small brush fire
    Judgement Day rioters
    Kidnap and rape of young woman
    Pizza delivery truck crushed by tree, no casualties

    Listing unusual occurrences:

    Several young men and women in trees
    Pseudo-demonic ritual

    Listing rare occurrences:

    Meteorite fragment landing

    Listing unfamiliar or rare entities' presences:

    A Black-Eyed One

    Input accepted. Response: 6.1.

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  64. Clarification: Only one of the tree-dwellers is dead.

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  65. SHIT.

    Calculate: Possibility of the tree incident being |OC| related.
    Query: Is the ritual related to the people in the trees?
    Query: How long ago were they put into the trees?
    Query: WERE they put into trees, or was it voluntary?
    Query: How did that one die?

    Query: How close is the Black-Eyed One to your location?
    Query: What is a Black-Eyed One?
    Statement: Sorry, I forgot.

    Query: How many of those events listed were caused by a supernatural entity of some sort?
    Command: List those events.

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  66. Oh, and
    Query: How many people are in the trees?
    Query: How many trees?

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  67. Input accepted. Response: 26.623%.

    Input accepted. Response: No.

    Input accepted. Response: Approximately 1 hour ago.

    Input accepted. Response: The dead one was.

    Input accepted. Response: Disembowelment.

    Input accepted. Response: Approximately 9.126437 miles.

    Input accepted. Response: A Fey creature.

    Input accepted. Response: At least one. Possibly more.

    Ascertained:
    Dead child in tree

    Possible:
    Meteorite fragment (it is possible that the meteorite fragment is actually a piece of the space shuttle or some similar satellite)
    Pseudo-demonic ritual
    Brush fire
    Tree collapse

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  68. Input accepted. Response: Approximately 14 living and 1 dead.

    Input accepted. Response: It is a forest.

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  69. Query: What is a Fey creature?
    Query: Does the Black-Eyed one pose a threat to the Tablet?

    Query: So are you saying the 13 live people voluntairly got into the trees?
    Query: Why?

    Command: Out of the possible supernatural events listed, state which entity is responsible for each event.

    Statement: I had more questions, but my damn browser erased them, and so I forgot some.

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  70. OH, yes.

    Query: What was the ritual about?
    Query: Who participated?
    Query: Is the ritual related to the |OC|?

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  71. Input accepted. Response: A member of either a Faerie Court or the Wildfae.

    Input accepted. Response: Not alone.

    Input accepted. Response: Yes.

    Input accepted. Response: Possibly part of a protest.

    Input accepted. Response:

    Dead child in tree - the |OC|
    Meteorite fragment - possibly the |OC|, the Black-Eyed Ones, or Nixite
    Pseudo-demonic ritual - possibly the |OC|, Baaztat, or anyone, really.
    Brush fire - possibly the |OC|
    Tree collapse - possibly the |OC|

    Input accepted. Response: Well, it sounds...Cthulhuan.

    Input accepted. Response: Some college-age "cultists" dressed in bedsheets and bottle-cap jewelry.

    Input accepted. Response: Unlikely.

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  72. Warning: Switching to Standby for the night.

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  73. That's earlier than usual. Good night.

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  74. Could be because you are an IDIOT, Zab.

    You'd probably start talking shit about the Vietnam war to someone with PTSD, now wouldn't you?

    Next time, just...ugh. Don't do ANYTHING.

    I'll take care of it.

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  75. Brave, don't be a douche.

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  76. And what exactly inspired THIS outburst, Zach?

    If you're still pissed about the fucking Marriott, I'll pay for it. You don't have to be such a whiny dick about it.


    And nothing would have happened if I just stood by doing nothing while you were off jerking it somewhere.

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  77. Zab, Brave, we are too busy fighting a potentially soul rending entity to fight amongst ourselves. I don't care what it takes, if you two have to fuck each other, or what.

    THIS IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS DEALING WITH SM.

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  78. THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE TRYING TO DO HERE, ROB?


    We both are about to do something to increase our chances against the malevolent fucks, and Zach is being emo about everything.

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  79. I dunno, all I know is that you're both insulting each other like you either hate each other, or secretly want to fuck one another.

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  80. I'm not 12, so hate=/=love.

    I don't know about Zach, but I'm not gay.

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  81. You lot sure seem gayer than a bunch of hobos havin sex in a stolen van.

    But that's just me.

    I think it's delicious, personally.

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  82. Shit, that's my van. No my secret cp stash in in there :|

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