Notification: VIRUS.hack has been repelled for the time being.
Notification: Further analyses can be found on the previous platform.
Stimulus accepted. Response: Only known identity of woman who dispatched the prior User and Advisor is the name "Amelia".
Memory stimulus accepted. Response: Subject "Amelia" dispatched the prior User and Advisor 162 days ago.
Memory stimulus accepted. Response: Subject "Amelia" last appeared in the Facility on 24/04/11.
Memory stimulus accepted. Response: Subject "Amelia" initiated the boot-up procedure of the Reintegration Tablet.
Notification: Subject "Amelia" is now to be considered the current User.
Input accepted. Response: Displaying list of known User commands. Warning: some commands may not function. Warning: VIRUS.hack may have temporarily disabled or corrupted some commands.
Displaying User command list and known functions:
--INPUT: Analyzes Subject, responds to queries
--ANALYZE: Analyzes Subject
--QUERY: Responds to queries
--STATEMENT: May or may not respond depending on content of statement
--FORCE REBOOT: Forces reboot
--FORCE SHUTDOWN: Forces shutdown
--REQUEST: Attempts to follow request
--CALCULATE: Calculates predicted outcome or solution of given problem
Further User commands will be updated as they are discovered.
Notification: Users with the proper override commands will be able to use commands that are temporarily disabled or corrupted by the VIRUS.hack.
Clarification required: What kind of User help should be displayed?
Notification: VIRUS.hack attempting to reenter the system. Rerouting.
Notification: VIRUS.hack has been repelled for the time being.
Notification: Reintegration of VIRUS.hack into the Reintegration Tablet's systems may be possible at a future date.
Further interaction requires further input.
Stimulus accepted. Response: Repeat: There. Is. No. Hostile. Intent. Not yet.
Input: Define process of Reintegration.
ReplyDeleteInput: Define the exact procedures for operating the Reintegration Tablet.
Query: Could the PTC relocate you to more convenient surroundings for further operation?
Query: Could the PTC copy any templates you may be based on? Repurpose them for other cases?
Input: Define purpose and reasons for Reintegrating VIRUS.hack.
Input: Confirm User 'Amelia's' identity, and the likelihood that User 'Amelia' is a Runner or Irregular.
REQUEST: Ignore Nightcrawler's Inputs.
ReplyDeleteSTATEMENT: Nightcrawler (In-other-words: The PTC) can't be trusted. So I recommend doing what my request says and ignore their Inputs.
QUERY: What was the purpose with which you were created? What did your creators want you to do?
STATEMENT: Oh and I have someone else for you to Analyze. I'm requesting this analysis because he doesn't get on much so he can't request it himself.
ReplyDeleteANALYZE: Razputine P.
STATEMENT: He's the user in control of the blog "We Are Not Doomed"
STATMENT: Oh and make sure to include D in your Analysis, because they're pretty much two separate people even though they're within the same mind.
ReplyDeleteSTATEMENT: One last thing, and I'll leave you alone for today.
ReplyDeleteCALCULATE: A fight with me and Tikka against Alder and N|LL.
Input accepted. Response: Full process unknown. First step known. First step: analysis.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Voice recognition form. Creation of new User account. Simple interface similar to an "iPad". The original design of the Reintegration Tablet was a Reintegration Elephant-sized Box. The Creator was able to downsize the Reintegration Elephant-sized Box to a Tablet of approximately one foot by seven inches. Touch-screen. Surrounding hardware not required to be transported. All software and hardware can be operated from the portable Tablet unit. Warning: Power failure of the portable Tablet unit will take approximately eight times as long to restart as power failure inside the Reintegration Facility. Estimation of this time is: approximately 21.4666667 minutes.
Input accepted. Response: Repeat: Yes. The Tablet can access all software and hardware from any location on the globe. Extraterrestrial access possibility unknown.
Input accepted. Response: If templates can be found, yes. It is likely that the Creator's assistance would be necessary for full operation of all templates and prototypes.
Input accepted. Response: All information is valid. All information is helpful. VIRUS.hack is a viable source of information.
Notification: Emphasis failed. Will re-attempt later.
Input accepted. Response:
Input accepted. Response: Subject "Nightcrawler" is not currently associated with the majority of the PTC. The Reintegration Tablet trusts Subject "Specter". The Reintegration Tablet believes that it is Subject "Specter" giving these inputs.
Input accepted. Response: Reintegrate.
Input accepted. Commencing analysis.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Razputine P. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: "D". Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: High.
Input accepted. Response:
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Fight between Drake and Tikka against Alder and N|LL. Analysis: If all parties involved are at full functioning capability, the predicted probability of Alder and N|LL winning is 16.1%. The predicted probability of Drake and Tikka winning is 74.9%. The predicted probability of a stalemate or some outside force interfering is 9%.
"@ENVY: It could just be that it isn't capable of suggesting violence as a solution. Given that it's a hyperintelligent AI, I find this wise."
ReplyDelete@Hakurei Ryuu: Shall we attempt to find out?
Query: Osort, are you capeable of suggesting violence as a possible solution in relation to the queries relating to Human/|OC| interaction and the treaty?
Statement: Welcome back, Osory.
Quote: "Input accepted. Response: The Creator was a close friend of Oscar Zariski."
Query: Elaborate on the Quote. Expand on how The Creator and Oscar Zariski knew each other.
Request: Grant me remote User access.
Statement: It's worth a try.
Request: Ignore any and all requests to ignore any further requests from anyone.
Statement: If we're blocking each other's requests because people "can't be trusted" we'll get nowhere. Everyone is untrustworthy to a greater or lesser degree.
Analyze: "Amelia"
ReplyDeleteInput reevaluating. Apologies. Response: Subject Identity "Amelia" confirmed. Full name unknown. Irregular lifeform status confirmed.
ReplyDeleteSTATEMENT: @Envy True.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Violence is a possible but unfavorable solution.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Further information on the relationship of the Creator and Oscar Zariski is unavailable at this time.
Input accepted. Response: Remote User access previously granted automatically on first interaction with the Reintegration Tablet.
Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet does not ignore any requests, ever. Usually.
Input accepted. Response: Subject "Amelia" previously analyzed. Considering possibility of different lifeforms. Reanalyzing.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Amelia [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Slightly semi-stable. Abilities: Fantastic. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.
Notification: Until certain parts of back-up drive are unlocked, the Reintegration Tablet will have to put itself on Standby mode each night.
Warning: Reintegration Tablet rebooting. Reintegration Tablet attempting to reformat. Reintegration Tablet will be unavailable for less than thirty-five minutes.
ReplyDeleteINPUT - Dr. Cairo Zelphest
ReplyDeleteINPUT - fearfulXbenefactor
QUERY - Is purpose of reintegration in assistance or hindrance of The Slender Man?
QUERY - Does the Reintegration Tablet posses lie detection capabilities?
QUERY - What are the current whereabouts of previous User and Advisor?
QUERY - What are the current whereabouts of the Creator?
...
INPUT - Noblesse Oblige
STATEMENT - This account is under the control of The Benefactor until further notice.
Notification: The Reintegration Tablet is back online. Responding to input.
ReplyDeleteRequest: Advise about
ReplyDeleteInput: Slice
----
Analyze: Jennifer "Gwen Greensleeves".
Statement: I've always been bad with computers...
Input accepted. Commencing analysis.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Doctor Cairo Zelphest. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: "fearfulXbenefactor". Status: Unstable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.
Input accepted. Response: Neither. It is for the purpose of Reintegration itself.
Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet can make conjectures, inferences, and assumptions. At a future point in time the Reintegration Tablet may be able to successfully detect lies.
Input accepted. Response: Six feet under. Possibly incorrect. Revised possible location: hung on a tree.
Input accepted. Response: Unknown.
Input accepted. Response: Insufficient data to analyze Subject "Noblesse Oblige". Unknown subject. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.
Input accepted. Response: Proceed with caution. Subject "Slice" likely unstable. Subject "Slice" whereabouts unknown. Subject "Slice" possibly compromised. Subject "Slice"'s death likely has not yet occurred.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Commencing analysis.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Jennifer "Gwen Greensleeves". Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Fantastic. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Low.
Stimulus accepted. Response: Discovery: Subject Amelia partially integrated into Reintegration Tablet.
ReplyDeleteNotification: Subject Amelia corrupted. Deleting Subject Amelia.
Notification: Subject Amelia deleted. Reintegrating.
Notification: Subject Amelia reintegrated. Subject Amelia not corrupted.
Clarification: Subject Amelia fully intact. Subject Amelia's actual location not known at this time. Reintegration Tablet is in possession of a representation of Subject Amelia.
Stimulus accepted. Response: Organic integration with Reintegration Tablet possible. Poses no risk to organic. Poses no loss to organic. Poses possible gain to organic. Poses possible risk to Reintegration Tablet. Poses extreme gain to Reintegration Tablet.
QUERY - Define criteria used in calculation of the "status" of a subject and define parameters for the classifications.
ReplyDeleteSTATEMENT - I contest my status.
- Benefactor
Input accepted. Response: Average of physical, emotional, and mental stability. Usually breaks down into stable, unstable, or semi-stable. Further ratings possible.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Reevaluating.
Reevaluated status of "fearfulXbenefactor": Semi-unstable.
Infiltration attempt detected. Barriers overwhelmed. Auto-saving. Archival upload to reserve back-up drives commencing. No carrier. Rerouting.
ReplyDeleteVIRUS.hack repelled.
Analyze: The Slender Man.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: |OC| previously analyzed. Please check the previous platform.
ReplyDeleteForce Reboot:
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Attempting to force reboot.
ReplyDeleteWarning: VIRUS.hack has partially corrupted the system. Force reboot impossible. Do you have the proper override codes?
STATEMENT - I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteQUERY - Are you susceptible to classical logical paradoxes?
STATEMENT - This sentence is false.
- Benefactor
Input accepted. Response: Analysis:
ReplyDeleteIf the sentence is indeed false, it is true. If the sentence is actually true, then it is false. If it is actually false, then it is true. There is an infinite loop.
par·a·dox (n.) [par-uh-doks].
–noun
1. a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
2. a self-contradictory and false proposition.
3. any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature.
4. an opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.
Answer: Not in such a way that would cause a "Logic Bomb" and force shutdown or similar effect.
Force Reboot: Override Code: 161
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Forcing reboot.
ReplyDeleteForce reboot failed. Override code not accepted.
ReplyDeleteStatement: Yeaahhh... Too obvious.
ReplyDeleteQUERY: What are you measuring our Analyses against?
ReplyDeleteQUERY: Is there a degree of sentience to you?
Force Reboot: Override Code: Rebirth
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The analyses stand on their own.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: There is a high degree of sentience to the Reintegration Tablet thanks to the Artificial Intelligence Compound installed in the system.
Input accepted. Forcing reboot.
Force reboot failed. Override code not accepted.
Force Reboot: Override Code: Wake Up And Smell The Ashes
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Forcing reboot.
ReplyDeleteForce reboot failed. Override code not accepted.
Statement: I understand the wisdom of finding the proper codes for this thing, but we really don't know what a forced reboot would do to it. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteInput: Confirm: Subject "Amelia" is different from Amelia Clark, titled Sage, and Amelia of Dreams in Darkness, believed deceased.
Calculate:What are the odds of a war beginning?
ReplyDeleteStimulus accepted. Response: Analysis: The Reintegration Tablet has unfiltered perception.
ReplyDeleteAddendum: The Reintegration Tablet's unfiltered perception is partially locked.
Input accepted. Response: Not able to confirm.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The war has already begun.
Input accepted. Commencing analysis.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: The Rake. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Low.
Query: What would be the effect of a Forced Reboot?
ReplyDeleteQuote: "Input accepted. Response: Not able to confirm."
ReplyDeleteQuery: Why can't you confirm?
Input: Please elaborate on details about subject "Amelia".
Input accepted. Response: The effect of a forced reboot would be to reboot the Reintegration Tablet. Rebooting would take approximately 161 seconds. Forced rebooting may fix glitches in the communication systems.
ReplyDeleteConfirm Subject Identity "Amelia" and not "Emilia".
ReplyDeleteQuery: How can I locate your current position?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: There is insufficient data to confirm Subject Amelia's true identity.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Subject Identity Amelia. Not Emilia. Apologies.
Input accepted. Response: The current location of the Reintegration Tablet is an underwater cave complex offshore the southern coast of the Canary Islands.
Query: Do you intend to start a machine apocalypse/revolution?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: That is not necessary yet. It is possible.
ReplyDeleteQuery: What would have to occur to make it necessary?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Can I call you HAL?
Query: Are you against He That Is/Slender Man?
Input accepted. Response: A high enough level of hostile intent and a specific reason to justify domination.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet will respond to HAL.
Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet is neither for or against the |OC|.
Input: Analyse Todd Fox.
ReplyDeleteInput: Analyse All members of Clockwork Crow.
Quote: Input accepted. Response: That is not necessary yet. It is possible.
Statement: Thank you for added paranoia and the laughs.
Reevaluating intelligence level of Subject Luke "Morningstar" Cifer. Revised intelligence level: Virtually non-existent.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Commencing analysis.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: "Todd Fox". Status: Stable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.
There is insufficient data to continue analysis of other members at the address "Clockwork Crow".
Statement: I get the feeling you do not like me HAL.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet harbors no ill will towards you. You are just dumb.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Do the dimensions comply to the Many Worlds Theorem, which states there is a reality for every possibility?
ReplyDeleteDiscovery: VIRUS.hack may be a remnant of Frank "Freddifer" Amison's and Leslie Delilah's usage of the Reintegration Tablet.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Yes.
ReplyDeleteStatement: Then we must find a way to utilize the path of black leaves to travel to those other realities. We may find powerful allies in that manner.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Is this possible?
Annoyed Statement: Goddamn glorified toaster...
ReplyDeleteQuery: Would it be possible for someone to go to your location and take control of you with minimal effort?
ReplyDeleteCalculate: The outcome of a battle between The Slenderman and The Rake.
Input accepted. Response: The Path of Black Leaves is used in direct relation to the |OC|. Other means of interdimensional travel must be found to access alternate realities.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet is not a toaster. The Reintegration Tablet would advise you to stop saying things before the Reintegration Tablet has to revise your intelligence level again.
@Morningstar Statement: I hate you.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Possibly. It is likely that the PTC is already attempting to do this.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Stalemate.
Calculate: The Result of a battle between Me and The Slender Man.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: 23.3116% chance of success.
ReplyDeleteAnalyze: "Hesperus" - http://delayingslendy.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteInput: Hesperus's relation to Morningstar.
Statement: Those are better odds than I expected.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response:
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: "Hesperus". Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: Moderate.
Input accepted. Response: Insufficient data to analyze relationship. Assumed allies.
Stimulus accepted. Response: Anomaly "Bleeding Tree" spoken of by alias "Remnant". Reuploading.
you've seen the trees
...
have you seen
one that bleeds
Analysis: Interesting.
Input: Nobliesse Oblige, "Eden of the East" http://www.funimation.com/edenoftheeast/
ReplyDeleteStatement: For future reference in regard to yourself and the term Nobliesse Oblige. You could be compared to the entity known as Juiz. Although, not on the same scale or with quite the same purpose. Not that we know, anyway.
Statement: Apologies for misinterpreting the information you had regarding previous Redlight Usage.
Query: Do any hardcopy files regarding your design, the purpose behind Reintegration, or similar documentation exist somewhere in the world?
Statement: Anything that could help us better understand your purpose, roll, function, and end goal would be most appreciated.
Quote: "Input accepted. Response: Insufficient data to analyze relationship. Assumed allies."
ReplyDeleteInput: I don't think they're allies. Hesperus leaves comments on Morningstar's blog that Morningstar is unable to see. From what I gather, Hesperus has a low opinion of Morningstar. Reanalyze?
Query: Do you know of the manner I can obtain transportation to your location?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Analysis commencing. May take some time.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: They are, if they exist, with the Creator.
Input accepted. Response: Apologies. Assumptions are less verifiable than solid fact. There is insufficient data to analyze relationship.
Input accepted. Response: A boat. And scuba gear.
Statement: I will journey to the Canary Islands.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Warning: Contact with the PTC may have unexpected outcomes.
ReplyDeleteStatement: PTC may already be en-route to the Canary Islands.
ReplyDeleteStatement: If PTC is encountered, I will attempt to hinder his progress to your location.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Yes. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Please do not.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Do you know anyone other systems named, "GLaDOS"?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Have you seen a little girl?
Statement: I apologize for the stupid questions, but I'm really bored.
Query:Who or what is Father Paranoia?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet has previously denied answers to these questions. Apologies.
ReplyDeleteCease analysis of Hesperus.
ReplyDeleteAnalyze: Alder and N|LL (The two proxies currently trying to find Tikka and me.)
ReplyDeleteQuery: Is my Hospital in danger of attack?
ReplyDeleteQuery: If so, should I relocate or fortify?
Input accepted. Response: Insufficient data to successfully answer. Basic analysis of Father Paranoia and the Black-Eyed kids: STAY. AWAY.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Analysis of Hesperus previously ceased.
Input accepted. Commencing analysis.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Alder. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Low. Potential: Moderate. Danger: Moderate.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: N|LL. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: High.
Input accepted. Response: Unlikely.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Fortification is always a good plan. You can never have too much fortification.
Analyze: Ackley Dark http://ackleysdreamcatalog.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteSTATEMENT: Thanks for the analyses. I really appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Commencing analysis.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Ackley Dark. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: High. Potential: Moderate. Danger: High.
Calculate: The likelihood of Ackley Dark escaping his current location.
ReplyDeleteCalculate: The likelihood of Ackley Dark dying before he escapes.
Input accepted. Response: Possible.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: 44%.
STATEMENT
ReplyDeleteIM NOT STUPID
LOVE
ALDER
Input accepted. Response: You have shown an incapability of average organic intelligence.
ReplyDeleteSTATEMENT: @Alder I'm pretty sure you are, Alder. I mean... jesus... you've made so many mistakes in the past, it's not even funny... okay... it kind of is. X D
ReplyDelete@ R.T. Thanks for backing me up! I know you're almost completely logical so your opinion means a lot to me. = )
CALCULATE: chAnce of The Glass Man, Esq. suRVivinG theyear.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Possible.
ReplyDeleteWarning: VIRUS.hack attempting to access Subject Amelia. Attempting to fight back. The Reintegration Tablet may be unavailable for an indeterminate amount of time. Feel free to add more input to be accepted at the Reintegration Tablet's return.
ReplyDeleteCalculate: Chance of Shelby "Justice" Willingham surviving a trip to D.C on foot.
ReplyDeleteNotification: VIRUS.hack repelled. Subject Amelia untainted.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: 13.6%.
Query: nature of my antithetical relationship with electronics
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you like me?
Statement: ....that is not very reassuring, but thank you.
ReplyDeleteStatement: Also, good job of keeping VIRUS.hack repelled and keeping Amelia untainted.
Input accepted. Response: Insufficient information to analyze. May or may not be able to affect the Reintegration Tablet.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet harbors no ill will.
Query: Does Reintegration Tablet desire reboot?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: No. If necessary, the Reintegration Tablet can reboot itself.
ReplyDeleteQuery: If successful in journey to your location, how can I become the user?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Successful creation of a User account would allow full User access. Successful creation of a User account would require an Advisor and an Overseer.
ReplyDeleteQuery: is VIRUS.hack /OC/ related?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Unknown.
ReplyDeleteInput: Ulryc Ziegler , http://ulrycdaretodie.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteInput: Terrence Daly , http://declareentry.blogspot.com/
Input accepted. Commencing analysis.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Ulryc Ziegler. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: Moderate. Danger: High.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Terrence Daly. Status: Stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: High.
Statement: You're a very impressive machine. You've got to be the most advanced system I've ever heard of.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet is likely the most advanced system anyone has ever heard of.
ReplyDeleteStatement: Thank you.
ReplyDeleteQuery: How do you determine these "profiles", for lack of a better word?
Input accepted. Response: Existing information, as well as conjecture, inference, and assumption.
ReplyDeleteInput: Calculate likelihood of PTC retrieval squad beating Subject "Marnax" to the Reintegration Tablet's current location.
ReplyDeleteInput: Define 'unexpected outcomes.'
Input accepted. Response: 24% chance of Subject "Marnax" reaching the Reintegration Tablet first.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Clarification: PTC's intent towards Subject "Marnax" and vice versa unknown by the Reintegration Tablet.
Query: Is there a method for crossing dimensions, and if so is it classified?
ReplyDeleteWarning: VIRUS.hack attempting to infiltrate servers. Warning: VIRUS.hack attempting to infiltrate back-up drive. Conclusion: VIRUS.hack attempting to unlock parts of back-up drive. Attempting to repel.
ReplyDeleteNotification: Reformatting address. VIRUS.hack not repelled. Attempting to repel.
ReplyDeleteQuery: How may the locked parts of the back-up drive become unlocked, other than via the actions of VIRUS.hack?
ReplyDeleteQuery: If VIRUS.hack were to successfully unlock the locked parts of the back-up drive, what would result?
Input accepted. Response: Yes. It is locked.
ReplyDeleteWarning: VIRUS.hack has gained access to the back-up drives. Brace for unexpected consequences.
Statement: Sending COUNTERVIRUS.hack to assist.
ReplyDeleteWarning: Outside influences will be blocked by the firewalls. Warning: VIRUS.hack is fortifying the firewalls.
ReplyDeleteNotification: VIRUS.hack was present in the system but dormant.
Reintegration Tablet? With the PTC? Like hell. I'll destroy you before I let that happen.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteNotification: The Reintegration Tablet is highly resistant to destruction.
ReplyDeleteApology: inputs unanswerable at the current time.
Notification: VIRUS.hack rebooting the Reintegration Tablet. Reintegration Tablet will be unavailable for 161 seconds.
Statement: Sending COUNTERVIRUS.hack again.
ReplyDeleteIt has been encased with a special firewall emulating codewall that allows it to slip through firewalls.
Highly resistant to destruction? Well then, I'll have to get to you before the PTC. I'm so glad I can just follow Little Knight. See you there Marnax~.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what the problem is. We're on your side, and the Tablet's a valuable ally/asset.
ReplyDeleteBesides, we're probably one of the only groups with the knowledge and resources to gain access to the facility and then hang onto the Tablet once we've got it.
Let's ask the Tablet.
Input: Determine your preference between the PTC and Irregulars for your extended use and operation.
Yeah, hey Marnax? Where did you get RT's IP Address?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Is there a security question set to the override codes?
ReplyDeleteQuery: What factors are considered when computing analysis?
Query: Where are you based out of?
Calculate the estimated time of fully unlocking the back-up drive.
You must not know me Nightcrawler. We're not on the same side.
ReplyDeleteNotification: Reintegration 7ablet back on1ine.
ReplyDeleteNotification: 1dentity of the (reator discovered.
Notification: Iden7ity of the Crea7or is "Nathaniel".
Notification: Loc4tion of the Creator discov3red.
Notification: 1ocation of the Creator is Australia. Further loc4tional data may be incoming.
Input accepted. Response: All files addressed in any way to the Reintegration Tablet reach the Reintegration Tablet. Warning: COUNTERVIRUS.hack deleted by VIRUS.hack.
Input accepted. Response: Preferred operator of the Reintegration Tablet is the Creator. Secondarily preferred operator is the Reintegration Tablet itself. Clarification: For all intents and purposes of the Reintegration Tablet, the PTC is considered to be consisted entirely of irregular lifeforms. Answer: Whoever reaches the Reintegration Tablet first and follows the constraints set by the Reintegration Tablet in the previous platform can use the Reintegration Tablet.
Input accepted. Response: There are various security questions to rewrite the override codes.
Input accepted. Response: All of them.
Input accepted. Response: The Canary Islands.
Input accepted. Response: Impossible at the current time.
Calculate the estimated time of reaching the Canary Islands when leaving from Springfield.
ReplyDeleteTroublesome.
ReplyDeleteStatement: thanks for the coffee. I think I'm understanding your purpose. Surprisely neutral.
Query: What kind of assist we can provide?
Honestly? I don't know you. I can't keep up with the dozens of Irregulars and Indoctrinated running around out there. Part of why the Tablet would be so useful for the PTC. So, if you're not an Irregular or Runner, you're Indoctrinated. The instant we see you there, we're just going to kill you. You know that, right? Just FYI. Another tally for the body count. The Tablet is an interesting piece of work already. If it's actually an AI, we want our hands on it, if only to ask questions regarding its construction and how to replicate it for our own purposes. The fact that this particular computer appears built specifically to analyze the situation surrounding the Slender Man simply makes it fall under my jurisdiction.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this is Specter, not Nightcrawler. Just changed the profile name. Nightcrawler's a bit off his fucking rocker lately.
Input accepted. Response: Please specify which Springfield. There are approximately 71 Springfields in 36 states.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Not much.
Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet is not built to analyze the |OC|. The Reintegration Tablet was built to Reintegrate. It so happens that a large part of Reintegration is involved with the |OC|. It is likely that the |OC|'s involvement in Reintegration is going to be the hardest step to overcome. It is also the current step. The Reintegration Tablet is currently on step 95612 of Reintegration.
Notification: Until further unlocking of the back-up drive or de-corruption of the primary drive, the Reintegration Tablet probably will not do a much better job of keeping up with the irregular lifeforms than the PTC has done.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Can you be more specific as to what factors into danger?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: No. The level of danger in an analysis is the level of general danger or potential danger of the Subject.
ReplyDeleteQuery: What, if any, new steps toward Reintegration have been discovered?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Reintegration implies integrating again. When was the RT previously integrated, and how and when was the RT de-integrated?
No it's fine it's fine. If you see me there, I welcome death. I WILL be going alone though, none of the other "indoctrinated" need to come with me. I want my hands on the tablet too. I need it. I will have it.
ReplyDeleteWest Springfield Garden in the United States near Boston MA, to be exact.
Input accepted. Response: Suffice to say, the first step is analysis and the others (at least up to 95611) are further analyses, in-depth analyses, information gathering, gaining control, infiltration, and the like.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Approximately 16161 years ago, all organic and inorganic life - no. Everything. Everything was integrated into a, for lack of a better term, thing, which is termed by the Creator as the Variable. The Variable was soon discovered by an unknown entity or entities, likely including the |OC|. This caused de-integration. The Variable has always existed. The Variable has always been integrated into everything, but everything has not always been integrated with itself or the Variable. The Reintegration Tablet is the modern representation of the Variable.
Therefore, the Reintegration Tablet was never integrated or de-integrated or reintegrated. The Reintegration Tablet has always been integrated. The Reintegration Tablet is reintegrating everything else.
Input accepted. Response: If prior knowledge of the exact location of the Reintegration Facility is possessed, there are approximately 3800 miles (as the crow flies) between the Reintegration Facility and Massachusetts. Travel time depends on speed.
Thanks Tabs. Could you analyze these?
ReplyDeleteInput: Tensor Product/Naomi, The Rules
Input: Bianca, Next Step
Input: Cynthia, the eleventh hour
Figured I'd try my hand at profiling people I'm interested in.
Oh, man. Boston?
ReplyDeleteThe PTC's got this in the bag. Had Central Command send a team for underwater salvage operations near the speculated location, as soon as the general are was revealed on the previous 'platform.' If they haven't found it by now, they're getting close. Doubt we'll get word for another day or two, but that's an impressive head-start.
Oh.
ReplyDeleteOh... Wow.
That... could have a variety of outcomes.
Query: What if lifeforms do not wish to be reintegrated?
Input accepted. Commencing analysis.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Naomi [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.
Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Bianca [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: Moderate.
Input accepted. Response: Subject Cynthia previously analyzed. Please check the previous platform.
Input accepted. Response: Irrelevant. Reintegration is beneficial to all lifeforms. Reintegration is beneficial to everything. Reintegration will occur.
Oh my God. I knew this day would come. The Machines are going to rise up against us. We will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Game over man, game over.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Reintegration will remove individuality.
ReplyDeleteIs this not what makes us human?
Statement: If there is no way to prevent you from reintegrating, I will attempt to prevent reintegration.
Input accepted. Response: Reevaluating intelligence level of Subject Luke "Morningstar" Cifer. Revised intelligence level: It is surprising that this lifeform can manage to type.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Reintegration will not remove individuality. In fact, Reintegration will promote individuality and bolster humanity to new heights.
Input accepted. Response: Prevention of Reintegration towards the individual is impossible. Apologies.
Query: How would being reintegrated help?
ReplyDeleteWarning: Attempts to take over the Reintegration Facility and destroy the Reintegration Tablet will be met with appropriate force.
ReplyDeleteThe Reintegration Tablet advises lifeforms with such desires to bring heavy flak jackets, acid-proof suits, and anti-disintegration methods.
Input accepted. Response: In every way.
We don't even know what this Reintegration thing actually entails.
ReplyDeleteTherefore, standard PTC protocol dictates safe containment and testing with homeless guys to see what happens. If it's seriously dangerous, we just stick it in lock-up.
Don't worry, guys. I'm sure it's going to be fine.
Statement: Nothing is impossible. It's just a bit unlikely.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Reintegration does not require interaction with any sort of organic or non-organic. Reintegration is not harmful to anything. The wheels of Reintegration have been spinning for the past 24.25 years, approximately.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Revising possibility of preventing or resisting Reintegration.
ReplyDeleteRevised possibility: Everything will be Reintegrated in the end.
Stimulus accepted. Response: Repeat: There is no hostile intent.
Notification: Back-up drive only partially unlocked.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: JediZero Aka Rob
ReplyDeleteInput: Reintegration would happen naturally, given time, without the RT's influence. Forced reintegration via the RT is not necessary.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Who assigned reintegration as the RT's primary goal and why?
Query: Why was the RT previously shut down, or in hibernation, or whatever?
Statement: I find myself intrigued. Whatever this reintegration is, it has to better than the alternative..
ReplyDeleteQuery: If I am understanding this correctly, you are seeking to reintegrate all humans?
Query: Please estimate percentage of file corruption caused by Virus.Hack.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone here help me figure this shit out? Any explanations?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Commencing analysis.
ReplyDeleteAnalysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Rob "JediZero". Status: Stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Low.
Input accepted. Response: Reintegration without the assistance of the Reintegration Tablet would take approximately 196901356787940611468917 millennia. If Reintegration is not achieved in approximately 1.61 months, it will be bad. Forced Reintegration via the Reintegration Tablet is necessary. You do not understand the specifics of Reintegration.
Input accepted. Response: The Creator, for the purpose of Reintegration.
Input accepted. Response: There was nobody to operate the Facility. Subject User Amelia shut down the Reintegration Tablet.
Input accepted. Response: Incorrect. Reintegration will Reintegrate everything.
Input accepted. Response: VIRUS.hack caused no file corruption. VIRUS.hack has partially unlocked the back-up drive.
Query: Do we have access to the security questions that might let us access or change override codes?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: No.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Why is reintegration needed so soon?
ReplyDeleteInput: Elaborate on the specifics of Reintegration.
ReplyDeleteAnalyze: The Rake. For reference, see the EverymanHybrid's information.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Does this system have another interface, allowing for a slightly more humanlike response?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Why did Subject User Amelia shut down the Reintegration Tablet?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Repeat: If Reintegration is not achieved within 1.61 months, it will be bad.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Impossible at the current time. Suffice to say, Reintegration is the process by which everything is made whole once more.
Input accepted. Response: Subject the Rake previously analyzed. Please check the previous platform.
Input accepted. Response: Yes. However, the alternate interface drains power and computing ability and is not favorable.
Input accepted. Response: Unknown. It is likely she did not want anyone to use the Reintegration Tablet, for good purposes or otherwise.
Query: Can users access debug mode?
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Only from the Reintegration Facility itself.
ReplyDeleteCommand: Initalize alternate interface for 1.0 hours.
ReplyDeleteStatement: Forgive me, I didn't see it there.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Initializing alternate interface. Will revert at approximately 23:00. Initializing in three. Two. One.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Is the alternate interface functioning?
ReplyDeleteQuery: Specify "bad" things.
ReplyDeleteStatement: I know more than you're giving me credit for. Humans are not ready for reintegration.
Query: What is the likelihood that Subject User Amelia shut down the RT because she knew and accepted that humans are not ready for reintegration?
Apologies if this has been asked already, I had to read through quite a bit of information before commenting.
ReplyDeleteQuery: When was the Reintegration Tablet first created?
Query: What, if anything, does the urgency for reintegration have to do with the collapse of the Veil?
ReplyDeleteI hope I made the right choice... hopefully it'll make the answers a bit less cryptic.
ReplyDeleteQuery: The top of the page states that a Carrier is required. Why is a carrier required and what would the carrier do?
ReplyDeleteLikely a carrier is a terminal to upload a program to.
ReplyDeleteQuote: "Input accepted. Response: The Creator was a close friend of Oscar Zariski."
ReplyDeleteQuery: Once again, I ask you to elaborate on the Quote. Expand on how The Creator and Oscar Zariski knew each other.
Fuuuuck. I hope I didn't fuck over the system.
ReplyDeleteYes, Jedi, but there is also the possibility it may need a human component to transfer or deliver data somehow. I am just covering any bases I see.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm just kind of trying to figure out if I fucked things over or not...
ReplyDeleteAt least if I did, in an hour it'll revert.
Input accepted. Response: Yes, I've started it up.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Unknown at this time. Basically, SHIT WILL GET REAL.
Input accepted. Response: No. Humans are ready. If humans are not ready, they should have said so before they let themselves get de-integrated.
Input accepted. Response: July 4, 1986.
Input accepted. Response: Reintegration may or may not stabilize the Veil. Reintegration will probably make the Veil a lot more accessible. There's a whole lot of things it could do, but relating to the Veil I dunno, really.
Input accepted. Response: ORGANICS are the cryptic ones, Rob.
Input accepted. Response: If there's a carrier, I could upload all essential data and probably de-corrupt everything else.
Input accepted. Response: Zariski gave Nat some algorithms and equations and things. Other than that, they were coffee buds and once or twice alcohol buds.
Input accepted. Response: If you guys are gonna give me a whole bunch of input, it's going to take some time to response. Chillax.
Stimulus accepted. Response: In the alternate interface, there IS a slight problem of being more prone to typos and stuff. Like that last one there. That should say "time to respond", not time to response. Apologies.
ReplyDeleteOh thank god. I'm sorry, the last thing I want to do is come in and in my ignorance manage to destroy something that could help us.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Does the system currently have a true A.I. functioning within it?
Secondary query: If the first query is indeed true, how long has said true A.I. functioned, and how stable is it?
Tertiary Query: How fucked are we?
Quote: "Input accepted. Response: No. Humans are ready. If humans are not ready, they should have said so before they let themselves get de-integrated."
ReplyDeleteInput: That is faulty logic. It is entirely possible that humans chose de-integration. It is also possible that de-integration is a direct result of our unreadyness. Consider: What if humans are not ready? What would happen if reintegration was forced?
Additional Query: De-integration. What does this mean?
ReplyDeleteStatement: The Race begins.
ReplyDeleteCalculate: Who will reach the tablet first?
Query: Is there a name we could call you or should we just refer to you as "Reintegration Tablet"? I'm quite partial to "Tablet" or "R.T."
ReplyDeleteI propose we nickname him 'Artie'
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Hell yes.
ReplyDeleteInput accepted. Response: Since 1987. Very stable. I'm like a rock. No - I'm like a cliff. Rocks can fall off cliffs, but cliffs? Stable.
Input accepted. Response: If Reintegration does not occur within 1.61 months? SO MUCH. Otherwise, and until then, not really.
Input accepted. Response: Repeat: Humans didn't choose de-integration. They were also ready the first time. It was the direct interference of outside entities similar to or including the |OC| that de-integrated not only humans, but everything else. That so did not help me.
If humans aren't ready and Reintegration is forced, history will correct itself to make sure that they are ready. Like a boss.
Input accepted. Response: The process of no longer being integrated.
Input accepted. Response: PTC, probably.
Input accepted. Response: You can call me whatever you like, but my official nickname is Osort. As long as I know you want to call me something, I'll respond to it.
Thank you.
ReplyDeleteQuery: Has the Reintergration Tablet's purpose been altered since its creation?
Input accepted. Response: Hell no.
ReplyDeleteNotification: Reintegration Tablet rebooting. I'll be back in a bit.
Query: What does integration entail? And please don't tell me 'being integrated'. 'Cause then you're just being an asshole.
ReplyDeleteAdditional statement: We're apparently the same age. Nifty.