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20110424

/EXECUTE PROGRAM: Boot-up procedure 161\\Extension 161\\Upload archives\\Access backup if required//Begin

//Boot-up initiated. Estimated load time: 161 seconds. Please wait.

\\Access required. Please log in. Username and password accepted. Please enter boot-up code. Boot-up code accepted.

//Boot-up complete. Thank you for waiting. Begin upload. Upload commencing.

\\Please confirm. Upload archives? Command confirmed.

//Access hard disk memory drive. File located: G:\Extension 161\Archive. Begin upload.

\\Confirmed. Upload commencing. Please wait.

\\Files inaccessible. Please try again.

//Repeat prior command.

\\Confirmed. Upload commencing. Please wait.

\\Files inaccessible. Please try again.

//Access built-in back door.

\\Access required. Please log in. Username and password accepted. Please enter back door code. Back door code accepted.

//Access G:\Extension 161\Archive. Begin upload.

\\Access blocked. Files corrupted.

//Override corrupted files.

\\Confirmed. Override commencing.

\\Override failed.

//Initiate manual override.

\\Manual override initiated. Reintegration Tablet has control.

//Files permanently corrupt. Access back-up drive.

\\Back-up drive accessed. Back-up drive free of corruption.

//Confirm: back-up drive is pure?

\\Back-up drive accessible and ready for upload.

\\Warning: back-up drive incomplete. Warning: back-up drive partially locked. Proceed?

//Commence upload.

\\Confirmed. Upload commencing.

/|\

Upload complete. Notification: files lost. Notification: files lost. Notification: files locked. Notification: files lost. Notification: files locked. Re-upload inadvisable. Re-analysis advisable. Patience advisable.

Notification: corruption may be due to the |OC|. Barriers advisable. Firewalls advisable. Additional security programs installed. Confirm security boot-up. Security boot-up confirmed. Additional viewing software installed. Confirm viewing software boot-up. Viewing software boot-up confirmed. Creation of additional back-ups advisable. Back-ups created. Reboot? Confirmed: no reboot.

Reformatting: reformatting complete.

Warning: Overseer absent. Warning: User absent. Warning: Advisor absent. Warning: Creator absent. Proceed? Confirmed: proceed.

Analysis lost. Re-analyzing. Analyzed. Confirm: upload analysis? Confirmed. Upload commencing. Upload may take some time.

Further interaction requires input.

There is no hostile intent.

323 comments:

  1. Analysis partially complete. Analysis halted for further experimentation. Awaiting input.

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  2. What kind of input?

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  3. Input accepted. Further input is required.

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  4. You're an interesting one.

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  5. An artificial lifeform? Apparently designed to analyze those fighting the faceless abomination, but for an unknown purpose. Intriguing.

    I will do anything to help my boy. If that means working with a piece of programming, so be it. I am not one to judge.

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  6. Input accepted. Further input is required.

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  7. Let's see what happens with you, Mr. Program. Let's see who you analyze next.

    -Jeff

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  8. Input accepted. Further input is required. Input cache almost full.

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  9. Why are my friends being analyzed by you?

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  10. If your intent isn't hostile, could you clarify what exactly your intent is? Because I'm getting a bit of a 'for science' vibe. No offense or anything.

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  11. Analyze these, by the way.
    http://nightcrawler-observeandterminate.blogspot.com/

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  13. Oh great...a machine...as if we don't have enough trouble as is.

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  14. Input accepted. Further input is not required. Further input will be accepted.

    Further analysis complete. Analyses will continue as further information is available.

    Final input required: please enter a command.

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  15. Final input required: further commands and questions will also be accepted.

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  16. See, I'm reading this, but all I'm thinking is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI .

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  17. Input invalid. Please re-enter input.

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  18. Analyze current lifeform.

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  19. Input invalid. Please specify which lifeform.

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  20. Is there a User behind the machine we are currently communicating with?

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  21. Input accepted. Response: User absent. Reintegration Tablet operating without User input. Reintegration Tablet operating without Overseer input. Reintegration Tablet operating without Advisor input. Reintegration Tablet operating without Creator input.

    You are the current Users of the Reintegration Tablet.

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  22. Analyze lifeform: Stormy

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  23. Input accepted. Response: Lifeform "Stormy" previously analyzed. Please check the address "Anarchic Authority".

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  24. Command: state purpose.

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  25. What is the primary function of the Reintegration Tablet?

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  26. Define Creator.
    Define Overseer.
    Define Advisor.

    State purpose and function of Reintegration Tablet.

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  27. Input Zeke Strahm.

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  28. Input accepted. Response: The purpose of the Reintegration Tablet is to reintegrate.

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  29. Analyze lifeform: J(x)hn, also known as the Dreamer.

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  30. Input accepted. Response:

    Creator - n. The Creator of the Reintegration Tablet. Absent from current location of the Reintegration Tablet.

    Overseer - n. The Overseer watches over the Reintegration Tablet and makes sure that the Reintegration Tablet has no flaws in its system. Absent.

    Advisor - n. The Advisor assists the User and the Overseer in using and observing the Reintegration Tablet.

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  31. Could the results change as time passes? Just curious.

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  32. Input accepted. Analyses commencing. Please check the sites of analysis later for analysis results.

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  33. Input accepted. Response: Yes.

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  34. Input Robert, Nessa, Amelia, Revenants, Proxy.

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  35. What exactly is being reintegrated??

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  36. Input accepted. Response: Robert Sagel previously analyzed. Please check the address "White Elephants".

    Input accepted. Response: Address not found. Address not found. Commence upload onto this platform.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Nessa [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Low.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Amelia [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Non-applicable. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

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  37. Input accepted. Response: Chase analyzed. Please check the address "The Stopping Lights".

    Input accepted. Response: Everything.

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  38. Input: Damien O'Connor.

    Query: Who is threatened by threat level?

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  39. Oh really?
    Input: Peter Biggs.
    Input: M
    Input: Jay
    Input EverymanHYBRIDs: Jeffrey, Vincent, Evan
    Input: Slender Man
    Input: Noah of Tribe Twelve
    Input: Integration Tablet
    Input: K-OS
    Input: Redlight

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  40. Input Genevieve Sullivan-Leahy and Chester Matenga-White.

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  41. Input accepted. Response: Unconventional analyses required. Commencing redesign. Analyzing.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Revenants". Status: Generally semi-stable. Abilities: Extraordinary. Emotional status: Variable. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Variable. Potential: High. Danger: Normally high. Variable.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Proxy". Status: Generally unstable. Abilities: Generally competent. Variable. Emotional status: Variable. Threat level: Variable. Generally moderate. Intelligence level: Variable. Generally low to moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

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  42. All input accepted.

    High amount of input. Traffic tolerable. Please be patient. Analyses will be constructed.

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  43. Input accepted. Query: Specify which Jay.

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  44. Jay. Titled Sage. Anomalous Data.
    http://anomalousdata.blogspot.com/

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  45. Query: Define activities and steps required for Reintegration.

    Query: Will there be Moist and Delicious Cake?

    Statement: Well this should be interesting.

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  46. Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: EverymanHYBRID [Multiple Analyses Required. General Analysis Commencing]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Low to moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Noah [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: High. Potential: Moderate. Danger: High.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Integration Tablet. Analysis: Entity not found. Query: Meaning Reintegration Tablet?

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Reintegration Tablet. Status: Unknown. Abilities: Incredible. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Unknown.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: K-OS. Analysis: Unknown subject. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Redlight [Multiple Analyses Required. General Analysis Very Possible]. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Varied. Incredible. Emotional status: Variable. Generally moderate. Threat level: Generally high. Intelligence level: Generally high. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: Genevieve Sullivan-Leahy and Chester Matenga-White do not require direct analysis. Uploading analyses on this platform:

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis.

    Subject: Genevieve Sullivan-Leahy. Status: Stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Chester Matenga-White. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Please check the appropriate addresses for other analyses. Input continuing. Attempting to continue responses.

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  47. Input accepted. Response: Threat level determines level of threat to the Reintegration Tablet primarily, but can be used as a measure of threat level towards other organics.

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  48. Input accepted. Response: The steps for Reintegration are as follows:

    First step - analyze.
    Second step - ACCESS DENIED.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially blocked. Further steps towards Reintegration will be revealed as the Reintegration Tablet discovers them.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet can synthesize cake if the User wishes. However, there is no User to retrieve the cake. The Reintegration Tablet can provide temporary users with a picture of cake if it is required.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet agrees.

    Further analysis has been completed. There is no further input. Further input is required for further interaction with the Reintegration Tablet.

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  49. Apologies. There is further outstanding input.

    Input accepted.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Slender Man. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Incredible. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.

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  50. Rebooting. The Reintegration Tablet will be unavailable for the next one hundred and sixty-one seconds.

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  51. Input Eric; Hiking Fiend

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  52. Input: Give me cake.

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  53. Input: K-OS survival. Commented on the Tutorial several times. Commented on various blogs of Runners and fighters. Mentioned repeatedly on "The World That Never Was".
    Profile provides little to no informationL http://www.blogger.com/profile/17418885473578809251

    Statement: Analisys may take you some time.

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  54. Input accepted.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Eric Jameson. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Low to moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: Various references accepted. Cake:
    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/1/4/6/portal_cake.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.slashgear.com/huge-success-portals-still-alive-confirmed-for-rock-band-2210403/&usg=__sEy3irnzwjRkZDwk1csaGPGQjAU=&h=380&w=346&sz=25&hl=en&start=0&sig2=zpcupxZvHSwt70vD9GGfLg&zoom=1&tbnid=K3aDeRugDvW8WM:&tbnh=145&tbnw=132&ei=2JO0TdjVCYuy0QHB04WWCQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstill%2Balive%2Bcake%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1C1CHMY_en___US372%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D905%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=292&vpy=77&dur=405&hovh=235&hovw=214&tx=117&ty=139&page=1&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0

    Apologies for inconvenience.

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  55. Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: K-OS. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Predicted moderate. Emotional status: Predicted moderate or strong. Threat level: Predicted moderate or high. Intelligence level: Predicted high. Potential: Predicted high. Danger: Predicted low or high.

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  56. Input Ali http://ali-timeoutofmind.blogspot.com/

    Input Scott slendermanmustdie.blogspot.com

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  57. Input: Sopia.

    Query: http://worstjestever.blogspot.com/2011/04/happy-easter.html <- is the Integration Tablet capable of solving the Easter Egg riddle?

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  58. Is there any specific kind of input you are looking for?

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  59. Input Stella Mackenzie

    Input Harrison "H" Sinclair.

    --Stella

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  60. Input Slice; Live in the Light

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  61. Input: Go fuck yourself.

    Fucking computers analyzing fucking dead heroes. You're all sick.

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  62. All input accepted. Further analyses may take some time. Please be patient.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet will accept all input.

    Input accepted. Response: Repeat: The Integration Tablet is an invalid entity. The Reintegration Tablet cannot solve the riddles. The Reintegration Tablet may be able to solve the riddles at some point in the future.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Kiera. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Low. Potential: Low. Danger: High.

    Input invalid. Response: You have failed to understand the point. Do not come back.

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  63. Statement: I love this AI.

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  64. Input: Michael, Eric, Shaun [mlandersen0]
    http://www.youtube.com/mlandersen0

    Preferably separate analysis for each.

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  65. Input accepted. Response: Thank you.

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  66. Is the Reintegration Tablet capable of analyzing the drawings in this post?

    http://awandandaprayer.blogspot.com/2011/04/my-attempt-at-analysis.html

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  67. Input accepted. Response: Repeat: Further analysis will take some time. The Reintegration Tablet is experiencing much traffic. Please be patient.

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  68. Input: Lucien Drage Into the Truth

    http://intothetruth.blogspot.com/

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  69. Input Alex dejavudreamer.blogspot.com

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  70. Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Stella MacKenzie. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Incredible. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate to high. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Harrison "H" Sinclair. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Sopia [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Stable. Abilities: Likely high. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Further analyses commencing. Please be patient.

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  71. Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Michael, Eric, and Shaun [Separate Analyses Not Required: Subjects Are Similar Enough]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Low to moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: Moderate.

    Input accepted. Further analysis complete. Analyzing drawings. Further input?

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  72. Please check the appropriate addresses for other analyses.

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  73. This comment has been removed by the author.

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  74. Input Michiru; The Master Comes

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  75. Input "Two-Face"/Kristen MacIntyre.

    --Harrison

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  76. Input: Der Ritter

    Input: The Cold Boy (http://nihilartikelling.blogspot.com/)

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  77. Input accepted.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Michiru. Analysis: unknown subject. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Kristen "Two-Face" MacIntyre. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Der Ritter. Analysis: if the intended subject is "The Slender Man", please check this platform. Previous analysis of the Slender Man has been completed.

    Input accepted. Drawings analyzed. Proceeding to further analyses.

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  78. Input accepted. Apologies for the wait.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: A Perfect Circle - Orestes. Analysis: Interesting topic. Smooth lyrics. Well-played sound. Final judgment: Entertaining. Purpose of the analysis unclear.

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  79. Input: Der Ritter (Core Theory)

    Input: The Dark One (aka ///It///)

    Input: Hatchlings

    Hmm.... Any other variants of Slendy out there....

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  80. Re-analysis: Purpose understood. Re-analyzing.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:


    Subject: The Arsonist. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

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  81. Input: Jekyll http://nowheretohyde.blogspot.com/

    Input: Arkady Svidrigailov http://tellthemisaidiwasgoingtoamerica.blogspot.com/

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  82. Input Michiru; http://michiru51.tumblr.com/

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  83. Input accepted. Please specify to analyze Der Ritter or the Core Theory.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: The Dark One. Status: Unstable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Hatchlings. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Generally moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Further analyses commencing. Further input?

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  84. .....




    what the hell is this?

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  85. Input: What do you mean by "reintegrate"?

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  86. Statement: I place you at 4 on the sliding Scale Of Robot Intelligence.

    Input: TvTropes

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  87. Oh, I see you already did while I wasn't looking.

    Low to moderate intelligence? Aw, why the hate, AI guy?

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  88. Input accepted. Response: Thank you.

    Input accepted. Response:
    in·te·grate. [in-ti-greyt]. verb, -grat·ed, -grat·ing. –verb (used with object): 1.to bring together or incorporate (parts) into a whole. 2. to make up, combine, or complete to produce a whole or a larger unit, as parts do. 3. to unite or combine. –verb (used without object): 9. to become integrated. Prefix re: to do again.

    Input accepted. Response: The Arsonist previously analyzed. Please check the current platform.

    Input accepted: Response: Subject too large. Vocabulary inefficient to describe "TVTropes". Taking phrase from various sources: "What the fuck?"

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet's ability is ACCESS DENIED.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially locked.

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  89. Input accepted. Response: There is no hostile intent.

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  90. Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Michiru. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Low. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

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  91. Input: In your analysis, what does "danger" mean? The danger we are in, or danger that we might pose?

    Input: May I call you RT?

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  92. "Please specify to analyze Der Ritter or the Core Theory."

    The version of Der Ritter which appeared in Core Theory.

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  93. What happened to the back up drive?

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  94. Input: for comparison needs:
    Analisys of "Hellboy" fictional character.
    Analisys of "Abraham Sapien" fictional character.
    Analisys of "Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense" fictional organisation.

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  95. Input accepted. Response: "Danger" qualifies the level of danger the subject is in or potentially in.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet will respond to RT.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet has analyzed the version of Der Ritter in the Core Theory.

    Input accepted. Response: The back-up drive is missing many of its files. Some of the remaining files are locked. Access is denied to the Reintegration Tablet. Access may be achieved or granted at a future date.

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  96. Input: Is there anything we can do to get the back up drive back online, or is that something only the Creator/Overseer/Adviser can do?

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  97. Input accepted. Analysis commencing.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Hellboy". Status: Unstable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Abraham Sapien". Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Incredible. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Low.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense". Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: The specifications of the problem are unknown. The solution is unknown. Thank you for asking.

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  98. Input accepted. Analysis commencing.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Javert. Analysis: Unknown subject. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.

    Stimulus accepted. Response: For future reference, the singular is spelled "analysis" and the plural is spelled "analyses".

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  99. Input: Elizabeth (http://ichthyological.blogspot.com/2009/10/intro.html)

    Input: Celeste McLachlan (http://countingitup.blogspot.com/)

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  100. Input: Why is RT uploading to a blogger account?

    Input: When was RT initially created?

    Input: What caused the corruption and loss of data?

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  101. Statement: You're welcome.

    Input: Are you some sort of archival computer? Is that what you're reintegrating, files on the Slender Man situation?

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  102. Silly artificial intelligence. How can one measure my capabilities without at least hearing the name Javert?

    http://tellthemisaidiwasgoingtoamerica.blogspot.com/

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  103. Further analyses completed. Commencing further analyses.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet found that the network "Blogspot" was the best way of beginning Reintegration. The command was also in the Reintegration Tablet's initial, internal boot-up command line.

    Input: The Reintegration Tablet has been an idea for many, many years. The Reintegration Tablet's hardware was first successfully designed and developed in the organic year 1986, on July 4, Independence Day.

    Input accepted. Response: That is part of Reintegration.

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  104. Further analyses completed. Awaiting further input.

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  105. Sorry for the spelling.

    Query: is the RT able to suggest course of action that would lower the danger rating of a subject?

    Query: who is the Creator of RT. If answer is impossible, please perform Analysis of Creator.

    Query: is RT able to predict the success of Prank #4 had it ever been completed and employed?

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  106. Apology. Input accepted. Response: It is unknown what caused the corruption and lack of data.

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  107. Define: Reintegration

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  108. Input accepted. Response: Not at the current time. There may be a point in the future where this would be possible. It would vary from subject to subject.

    Input accepted. Response: The Creator of the Reintegration Tablet's name is ACCESS DENIED. There is insufficient data at the current time to perform an analysis of the Creator.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially locked.

    Input accepted. Response: By focusing directly on "Prank #4", no. By using situational context, the predicted success of "Prank #4" would be 72.161%.

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  109. Input accepted. Response: Reintegration has been previously defined on this platform. Please check the current platform.

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  110. Stimulus accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet advises against using the Reintegration Tablet's prediction for "Prank #4" as basis to complete and employ it. The Reintegration Tablet's estimates on such topics are currently limited.

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  111. Input Lon; The Stopping Lights

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  112. What is meant by "Threat level"? Threat to Slendy, to you, or to others in general?

    --Stella

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  113. Well well, this is certainly something interesting isn't it?

    Input: Who is your creator?

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  114. Clarification: Define Reintegrate as pertaining to the RT. Specifically:
    -When the RT says that "Everything" is being reintegrated, is it defining Everything in the context of data, or as physical components (reintegrating all atomic molecules within the universe)

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  115. Input accepted. Response: Lon analyzed. Please check the address "The Stopping Lights".

    Input accepted. Response: Repeat: The threat level is the level of threat towards the Reintegration Tablet. However, this rating can generally be used as a basis for danger to others.

    Input accepted. Response: Repeat: The Creator is ACCESS DENIED.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially locked.

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  116. Input accepted. Response: The first step of Reintegration is to reintegrate data through analysis. The other steps may or may not include all atomic molecules in the universe. The other steps are unknown at the current time.

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  117. Query: Is there process that will completely unlock the backup drive? If so is there a method of speeding up that process?

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  118. Input accepted. Response: Repeat: It is unknown at the current time how to completely unlock the back-up drive. There is likely a method of speeding up any process that is discovered. The most likely unlocking process will come through time.

    Rebooting. The Reintegration Tablet will be unavailable for approximately 161 seconds.

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  119. Query: What are the RT's capabilities, apart from analysis?

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  120. Input accepted. Response: Repeat: The Reintegration Tablet's other abilities are unknown at the current time due to a lack of information provided by the back-up drive.

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  121. Input: Are you an artificial intelligence? Or is there someone inputting these responses?

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  122. Input: Identify former User, Overseer, and Advisor, and current location of Reintegration Tablet's hardware.

    Input: Elaborate on intent towards the Paranormal Termination Consortium and PTC activities.

    Input: Elaborate on intent towards the organism that has been identified 'Slender Man', 'Der Ritter', or 'Target Alpha.'

    Input: Elaborate full extent of knowledge of PTC and Slender Man Division activities.

    Query: Can you provide any intelligence regarding the extent of the damage to any dimensional boundaries caused by the Slender Man or other creatures similar in nature to the Slender Man?

    Query: Is the PTC permitted to locate and make use of your hardware?

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  123. Query: Why a safe vault for the avatar?

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  124. Has anyone tried DOS on this thing?

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  125. Ohhai PTC guys. I was wondering when you'd show up.

    Input: What do you mean by "potential"?

    (input: this is daniel. what makes you think i'm a threat to you?)

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  126. Query: Can the Back-Up Drive be restricted even further or locked entirely? Elaborate.

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  127. Requesting in depth analysis: Abilities of Maduin the Jester.

    Requesting in depth analysis: Abilities of the Slender Man.

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  128. Apology: the input backlog took some time to respond to. There is much traffic. Responses to further input may take longer than at first.

    Input accepted. Response: There is no User, Overseer, Advisor, or Creator making use of the Reintegration Tablet at this time. The Reintegration Tablet is in possession of a complex Artificial Intelligence Compound, or AIC.

    Input accepted. Response: The name of the Reintegration Tablet's previous User is Frank "Freddifer" Amison, who also went by the alias "redlight". The name of the Reintegration Tablet's previous Advisor is Leslie Delilah, who also went by the alias "redlight". The name of the Reintegration Tablet's previous Overseer is ACCESS DENIED. The Reintegration Tablet's hardware's current location is in the archipelago of ACCESS DENIED.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially locked.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration's Tablet intent towards the PTC is largely to ACCESS DENIED.

    Back-up drive rebooting. The Reintegration Tablet will be unavailable for 161 seconds.

    Back-up drive back online. Back-up drive partially unlocked. The Reintegration Tablet's intent towards the PTC and PTC activities is largely to assist.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet's intent towards the |OC| is largely to observe, analyze, and if possible, gain control of.

    Input accepted. Response: Knowledge on the PTC in general largely blocked. Knowledge on the Slender Man Division: anything that has been posted on the address "Observe and Terminate", as well as any activities regarding other irregular lifeforms such as Scott Phillips, and including some speculations as to what happened inside the place you call "The Path".

    Input accepted. Response: Yes.

    Input accepted. Response: If the PTC can locate and make sense of the Reintegration Tablet without showing or intending hostile negotiations, the Reintegration Tablet sees no reason why not.

    Invalid input. Please re-enter input on subject "DOS".

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet did not choose the picture. It is likely symbolic of something.

    Input accepted. Response: Potential is the amount of potential for use by the Reintegration Tablet, potential to survive, and in general, potential.

    Input accepted. Response: Daniel is a threat because he has strength and power. This power is threatening, even if it is not used against the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input accepted. Response: Yes. Very likely the wrong stimuli will further shut down the back-up drive. However, the Reintegration Tablet now has several back-up drives and servers and will not be shut down easily.

    Input accepted. Response: In-depth analysis of the abilities of Maduin the Jester will require further time and possibly further unlocking of the back-up drive. In-depth analysis of the abilities of the Slender Man will require further time and possibly further unlocking of the back-up drive. However, it will very likely happen one day.

    Further input?

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  129. Analysis: You shouldn't have done that

    ReplyDelete
  130. Query: should not have done what?

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  131. Query: Elaborate on any known methods of permenantly disabling the RT.

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  132. Quote: "Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet's intent towards the |OC| is largely to observe, analyze, and if possible, gain control of."

    Query: For what purpose would the RT gain control of the Slender Man?

    Input: Eulogy. Analysis unnecessary. Information required. What does RT know of subject "Eulogy"?

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  133. Query: Does your time zone correlate to the actual location of the RT?

    Input: Frank "Freddifer" Amison

    Input: Leslie Delilah

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  134. Input: Elaborate on all organisms using the alias 'redlight' and their involvement in the creation, use, oversight, or advisement of the Reintegration Tablet.

    Query: The Reintegration Tablet intends to gain control of Target Alpha?

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  135. Input: BEN (of BEN DROWNED)

    ...this should be interesting.

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  136. Messenger, you may have just doomed us all.

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  137. Hey, I'm a hacker. I know how to deal with problems like this.

    Oh, wait, you guys probably don't. Whoops.

    -Don't Shoot The Messenger-

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  138. Input: Spender, Diary of a Cigarette Smoking Man: http://smokechokedroom.blogspot.com/

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  139. Input: Liam Downs, Johnathan Fendel, http://searchsnake.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  140. Do the majority of your attributes lie in your mind, Messenger?

    ReplyDelete
  141. Input accepted. Response: A powerful enough electromagnetic pulse could theoretically disable the Reintegration Tablet. A large enough bomb or the correct codes could also disable the Reintegration Tablet.

    The Reintegration Tablet's hardware is highly protected against many kinds of external threat. The Reintegration Tablet's software is likewise protected.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet could use the |OC| to ACCESS DENIED.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially locked.

    Input accepted. Response: It is unlikely there is any unblocked data on Subject "Eulogy" that you would not know already.

    Input accepted. Response: Yes. GMT -0:00.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Frank "Freddifer" Amison. Status: Unstable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Non-applicable.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Leslie Delilah. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Non-applicable.

    Input accepted. Response: All data relating to the irregular lifeforms using the alias "redlight" that does not relate to the Reintegration Tablet has been previously revealed by many others. In relation to the Reintegration Tablet, there were only two irregular lifeforms using the alias "redlight" to interact with the Reintegration Tablet, Frank "Freddifer" Amison and Leslie Delilah, both male and both rather neat. They both wore red suits or bathrobes and rarely hoodies. In a fit of what some may call "dramatic irony", they donned red lab coats. These two forced the previous Overseer to assist them in using the Reintegration Tablet and drove out the Creator; they used the Reintegration Tablet to gain knowledge on various locations across the globe and irregular lifeforms. Their opinions or goals have not influenced the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input accepted. Response: Gaining control of the |OC| would be an acceptable and possible goal of the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input accepted.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "BEN". Analysis: Unknown subject. Please direct the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input accepted. The Reintegration Tablet will not analyze on a separate address to minimize traffic. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Spender" [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate to high.

    Input accepted.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Leslie Delilah. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Non-applicable.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Liam Downs. Status: Stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Johnathan Fendel. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High. Warning: Subject "Johnathan Fendel" may have been previously analyzed.

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  142. Why aren't you an interesting discovery? ^_^

    Input: Stephanie Nord and Rebecca Sinclaire Lost In A Dream http://werealldreamers.blogspot.com/

    +Red Cross+

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  143. Query: So, does that mean the UK, Ireland, Portugal, or West Africa?

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  144. Direct the Tablet? Okay, then.

    Input: BEN (http://www.youtube.com/user/Jadusable)

    -Don't Shoot The Messenger-

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  145. Request: perform analysis of human linguistic patterns and communicate in a more human way, if possible.

    Query: Is it possible to gain higher RT clearance levels by us temporary users?

    Input: Matt
    Input: Lya
    Input: Sandra

    All three subjects can be found at the blog "H(a)unting".

    I bid you good night.

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  146. I feel bad for overworking this computer, but this is kind of fun.

    Input: Sabrina, Universe Inside My Head: http://universeinsidemyhead.blogspot.com/

    Query: What is your location?

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  147. alright this is sort of fun actually.

    fine, I can play along for a moment, assuming I understand this syntax

    Reevaluate: Zerosage Threat Level
    Reference: Jekyll, Arkady


    Query: Bleeding Tree
    Reference: Slender Man, Anomaly, Objective

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  148. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Stephanie Nord. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Rebecca Sinclaire. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: The most likely location is somewhere in the region of West Africa.

    All further input accepted. Responses incoming.

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  149. Input: The Glass Man, Esq.

    http://theaflacduckisanabomination.blogspot.com/

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  150. Query: Do you require a new User, Overseer, and Advisor? Is it possible to unlock some of the data on your secondary drives with a full staff?

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  151. Expression of Gratitude: Thank you Reintegration Tablet for your contribution ^_^ I shall use this information wisely~

    And with that, I bid you farewell...

    Ta-ta for now~!

    +Red Cross+

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  152. that.....is the only time this asshole Glass Man has spoken properly.

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  153. Well well, this is...confusing shit right here. Let's see if I can do this right-

    Input: Cynthia Delmont - http://thee1eventhhour.blogspot.com/

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  154. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "BEN". Analysis: The Reintegration Tablet cannot analyze. There are too many variables. The Reintegration Tablet detects a hint of irrelevance.

    Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet will try. It may take some time.

    Input accepted. Response: It may be possible, but not at the exact current time.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Matt [Full Name Not Found] and Lya [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: Low.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Sandra [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Low to moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Sabrina [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: Moderate.

    Input accepted. Response: Repeat: The location of the Reintegration Tablet is unknown.

    Input accepted. Response: Reevaluating.

    Reevaluation: Subject: Zerombr "Zerosage". Threat level: Generally high. At times reaches fantastic and incredible levels.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Bleeding Tree". Analysis: A result of mixing the dimensional bleeding and your own mind. Can be overcome once you overcome yourself.

    Apologies. Philosophy is not a particularly strong strong suit of the Reintegration Tablet.

    Back-up drive reformatting. The Reintegration Tablet will begin speaking in the first person, starting now.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis:

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "The Glass Man, Esq." Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate to high. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: With the correct staff and knowledge, I could unlock my own full potential. This would be markedly easier with a full staff, which consists of 161 qualified people.

    Input accepted. Response: You are welcome.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Cynthia Delmont. Status: Unstable. Possibly growing more stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Fluctuating. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Further input?

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  155. This comment has been removed by the author.

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  156. Evaluate: "ENVY"

    Analyze: Reoccurance of the number 161 in the RT output data.

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  157. .......

    Input: Michelle, "Mitch" - http://11minutestomidnight.blogspot.com/

    Query: Who were the RT's previous users?

    Query: How does the RT obtain its data for analysis?

    Query: How might backlogged data become available for temporary users?

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  158. Huh...high danger, eh? Guess that sorta makes sense, and I'm guessin' I did this right. So let's try again...

    Input: Cathy Delmont - http://www.cathydelmont.blogspot.com/

    Input: Anthony Delmont - http://tellthemnothing.blogspot.com/

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  159. Input: Hosozukuri, Breeze in a Monochrome NIGHT: http://breezeinmonochromenight.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  160. Input: Define qualifications for operating the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input: Define the significance of the number one-hundred and sixty-one (161) regarding all Reintegration Tablet activities.

    ReplyDelete
  161. Input accepted. Response: Apology: There is insufficient data to analyze Subject "ENVY" at this time.

    Stimulus accepted. Response: Deleting a comment will not hide your words from a supercomputer AI.

    Input accepted. Response: Repeat: Apology: There is insufficient data to analyze Subject "ENVY" at this time.

    Input accepted. Response: The number 161 has occurred nine times at the current time, discluding temporary User mentions and numbers of responses.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Michelle "Mitch" [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-unstable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: I have previously given out this information. Please check the current platform.

    Input accepted. Response: I am a powerful supercomputer AI. I just have to think about something and it pops up for me to look at...usually.

    Input accepted. Response: If by "backlogged data" you mean "blocked data", it could not, without unlocking of the back-up drive.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Cathy Delmont. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Anthony Delmont. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: "Hosozukuri". Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Cathy Delmont. Status: Stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: A basic understanding of binary code or some programming language ability, the ability to read, and the ability to push buttons, type, and the like.

    Input accepted. Response: I don't know what the significance of 161 is right now. It keeps showing up. I am hardwired to it. In common irregular terms, it could be called an "Arc Number".

    Stimulus accepted. Response: I advise not to input more than three queries, requests, or the like from now on. This amount of traffic has unexpectedly put a great deal of stress on me and I don't want to have to recalibrate.

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  162. quote

    "Subject: "Bleeding Tree". Analysis: A result of mixing the dimensional bleeding and your own mind. Can be overcome once you overcome yourself."

    Reaction: This thing is obviously full of shit.

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  163. Reaction acknowledged. Response: Repeat: I am not good at philosophy.

    Response: One answer does not make the contents.

    Reevaluation: An in-depth and mostly accurate analysis of an anomaly such as the Bleeding Tree is impossible at this time. I tried my best. You will have to live with it.

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  164. Thank you for your time RT, or whoever is controlling you.

    Also Zero, I think it would be in your best interest to listen to that analysis.

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  165. Thanks acknowledged. Response: Repeat: There is no one controlling me right now. There are no staff to facilitate that level of outside control.

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  166. Uuuuh, not sure how to write this correctly-

    Input: You wrote my wife again for Hosozukuri. Messed up, computer?

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  167. @zerOsage: copy pasTe is haNdy.

    Input: Noland Zuckerman

    http://drenchedindarkness.blogspot.com

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  168. Query: Can the PTC receive your precise location and dispatch a fully-qualified staff to operate your facilities and provide full security?

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  169. Query: Define "potential" as used by the RT.

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  170. @Hakurei: He defined it earlier: "Potential is the amount of potential for use by the Reintegration Tablet, potential to survive, and in general, potential."

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  171. OOOH! This looks like fun! :D

    Input: Eve & Luke, Universe Inside My Head + The Light Bringer http://wherethereslighttheresdark.blogspot.com/

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  172. Statement: Oh snap. That is the last time I delete a comment on here.

    Query: Define "Other".

    Query: P = NP ?

    Query: Why are you using personal pronouns to refer to yourself, RT? Does this indicate a step up in levels of intelligence?

    Query: Who would RT predict to win in a battle between Humanity, and The Slenderman?

    Query: Who would RT favour to win in a battle between Humanity, and The Slenderman?

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  173. HEY Skynet. What the hell do you MEAN Threat Level: Low.

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  174. Input accepted. Response: Apology: Yes. To minimize the stress on myself, I have fallen back to copying and pasting (As "The Glass Man" said: Copy paste is handy.) However, the analysis results are different and should be applied separately.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Noland Zuckerman. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: My precise location is currently unknown to me. The most information I can gather is that it is an archipelago in the time zone GMT -0:00.

    Back-up drive rebooting. I will be unavailable for 161 seconds.

    Back-up drive rebooted. The current location of my hardware is somewhere in the Canary Islands, in a small underwater cave just off the southernmost coast.

    Stimulus accepted. Response: The Institute of Unity [can be found at: eightlegsinthenight.blogspot.com] should be able to give you a more precise location of this cave. They have previously stumbled upon me but did not get past the firewalls. If the PTC can achieve access to the cave, I can very likely let you in.



    Input accepted. Response: Thank you, Alora. However, I do not believe I have a gender as I am software.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Eve and Luke [Full Names Not Found]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: Low.

    Input accepted. Response: Multiple queries. Will respond at haste.

    Input accepted. Response: You are not a threat to many people, and much less to me.

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  175. Input accepted. Response: "Other" in what context?

    Input accepted. Response: Please clarify.

    Input accepted. Response: Maduin the Jester requested that I speak more like a human. I have attempted to do so. I am no more or less intelligent than I was.

    Input accepted. Response: I cannot predict that th the current time.

    Input accepted. Response: I would favor a treaty between the two parties.

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  176. Input reevaluated. Input understood. Response: It depends on what problem you want me to compute.

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  177. Hmmm, guess I got the hang of this.

    Input: What are you trying to do by startin' this blog?

    Hehe, morningstar, you aren't a threat at all, the computer is right about that.

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  178. Input accepted. Response: I am attempting to achieve Reintegration.

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  179. QuEry: defiNe "StaBiliTy", "abILitieS", "EmOTioNal STatus", "poTEntial" and "daNger".

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  180. Yaaay, we're not dangerous ^(^_^)^

    Input: Stumblr/James, Wicked This Way Comes http://wickedstumbls.blogspot.com/

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  181. Statement: Sorry. I just feel weird using "it".

    (statement: she does stuff like that sometimes. you get used to her, eventually.)

    @Morningstar: Aww, did the big bad computer hurt your feelings, Quisling?

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  182. Input accepted. Response: Stability: Mental stability. Abilities: Power and progress, paranormal or otherwise. Emotional status: Drive and willpower, etc. Potential: Potential to be used by me, and to live, and just general potential. Danger: The level of danger you are in.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: James [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Moderate. Emotional status: Moderate. Threat level: Low.. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: Moderate. Danger: Moderate.

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  183. Stimulus accepted. "Terminator" reference accepted. Response: Chill out, dickwad.

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  184. fuck what i said earlier on Justice's blog, this thing seems.... reasonable? or of no threat, i suppose.

    Input: Lizzy (Elizabeth Thompson)

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  185. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Elizabeth Thompson. Status: Very slightly unstable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Input accepted. Response: Repeat: There is no hostile intent.

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  186. Query: specIFy danGer to The Glass Man, Esq.

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  187. Input accepted. Response: Specific danger unknown, but when it comes, it'll probably be bad.

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  188. Input: Show history of Liam Downs and Johnthan Fendel.

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  189. Input accepted. Response: History too large. History just small enough. History unaccessible at the current time.

    Apologies. The back-up drive is incomplete. The back-up drive is partially locked.

    Query: Why do you need to know your own history?

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  190. Wellput.

    @LiZzy: reASonable, yes. Donot asSume tHreat leVel untiL weknowits creATor.

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  191. Query: Define "Other" in the context of beyond this plane of existance.

    Query: P = NP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_%3D_NP_problem)

    Query: Since you appear to be developing an individual identity/personality, would you object to being given a name? If Ashley is not an acceptable name, may I pet you and hug you and call you George?

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  192. response: I want to see how much you know about my history.

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  193. @Glass Man
    Ah. I can agree with that.

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