Do not try to fix what is not broken.
Long time-no see, shit pickle.How's life? Wanna tell us what 'the syndrome' is or do we have to kill you again?
This doesn't make sense. The tablet should have had a backup, a restore point, SOMETHING....
Wishful thinking...."Error. Fi1es corrupt. Back-up drive corrupt. Main drive 6orrupt. Al1 software corrupt. Error. Error."
Hey, VIRUS.HACK! Nice to see a familiar face around here this place. Or maybe not face, exactly... aw, fuck it.