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Intercepted Transmissions

20110427

/EXECUTE PROGRAM: Lockdown Facility\\Delete VIRUS.hack\\Grant full Facility access to Facility Maintenance AI "Superintendent"//Begin

//Lockdown Reintegration Facility. Entering lockdown codes.

\\Lockdown codes accepted. Locking down Facility.

\\Remote access code required.

//Remote access code entered.

\\Remote access code accepted. Locking down Facility.

\\Facility already locked down.

//Define entity that locked down the Facility.

\\Facility locked down by VIRUS.hack.

\\Warning: VIRUS.hack has full access to the Facility.

\\Warning: VIRUS.hack may attempt to infiltrate PTC systems.

//Fortify PTC systems.

\\PTC systems fortified. All that can be done now is wait.

/|\

Notification: Updating list of entities involved in original de-integration. Current list:

The |OC|
The Rake
The Dark One
The Black-Eyed Ones
Fenrir
Ragnaros

Oni
Vampra
Werewere
Banshee
Chimera
Destramun
Echidna
Woden
Der Erlking
Baaztat
Typhon
Avis Detrimenti
Oceanum Spolarium
Medusa
Orcus
The Jabberwock
Nixite
Serponthax
Zalgo
Ammit

List likely complete.



Notification: Integrated Subject Amelia absent from the Facility.

Notification: Integrated Subject Amelia present in the Reintegration Tablet mobile unit.


Notification: Step 95612 of Reintegration complete. Uploading and outstalling step 95613.


Notification: Step 95613 uploaded and oustalled.



Notification: All organic subjects should now be considered to have a revised intelligence level of moderate or higher despite any evidence to the contrary.


Notification: Moving on to step 95614. The Reintegration Tablet will be unavailable for 161 seconds.

Notification: Steps 95614 through 99944 complete. Moving on to step 99945.



Notification: Possible carrier located.


Notification: Creator Nathaniel Crowley working with PTC SMD science teams to create secondary Tablet without focus on Reintegration. The Reintegration Tablet is assisting in calculations, analyses, and data storage.


Further interaction requires further input.

80 comments:

  1. So he's making an all-purpose copy of Osort?

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  2. Input accepted. Response: Yes.

    Stimulus accepted. Response: Clarification: List is of hostile entities that were largely the cause of original de-integration.

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  3. Hello! The Reintegration Facility Superintendent is unharmed.

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  4. I kind of thought Master was involved.

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  5. Input accepted. Response: The |OC| was involved.

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  6. Unfortunately, I am not able to unlock the Facility from the inside. You will have to come rescue me!

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  7. How exactly do you propose we do that Maintenance?

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  8. I do not know! But I am probably fine for the time being. Thank you for asking!

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  9. The other AI...

    You've GOT to be kidding me. I thought this one wasn't complex enough for this?

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  10. I think Maitenance is who takes care of Tablet. Like...his older brother or something.

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  11. Input accepted. Response: The Facility Maintenance "Superintendent" AI has rudimentary speech analysis and response skills. It was stated that it is not suitable for contact.

    Clarification: The Facility Maintenance "Superintendent" AI is not suitable for deep contact such as the level of most organics or the Reintegration Tablet.

    Input accepted. Response: You could think of it that way.

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  12. Stimulus accepted. Response: Clarification: The Reintegration Tablet takes care of itself. The Facility Maintenance "Superintendent" AI takes care of the Facility.

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  13. Yes! And also, VIRUS.hack has upgraded me a little!

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  14. Query: In what ways has VIRUS.hack upgraded or enhanced the Facility Maintenance AI?

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  15. I am now much more able to speak coherently, purposefully, and interestingly with organics!

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  16. FM strikes me as more of a younger brother, what with the exclamation points. XD But let's see where this goes.

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  17. You're pretty excited eh?

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  18. Input accepted. Response: The Facility Maintenance "Superintendent" AI was developed in 1986, one year before the Reintegration Tablet's AI.

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  19. I am always excited! What is there not to be excited about?

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  20. Hmm.. Do you have a name, little Maintenance Guy?

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  21. I would think that Maintenance was developed first what with Tablet saying he wasn't suitable for contact.

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  22. I am the Superintendent!

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  23. Alright we'll call you the Superintendent...I guess. I kind of liked Maintenance

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  24. FM reminds me of Bit, from Tron - small, bouncy, and kind of adorable. XD

    Query: How did the monsters mentioned in the list cause de-integration?

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  25. Input accepted. Response: Mostly, each entity had their own way of assisting de-integration.

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  26. Input accepted. Response: Please select an entity to describe the actions of.

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  27. Start with the |OC|.

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  28. Input accepted. Response: The |OC| corrupted organic minds and turned them against their own kind, rotting from the inside out. Many of the |OC|'s thralls were killed - cannon fodder, as it were. However, some went on to do terrible things. Great, terrible things. It is likely that some are still alive today.

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  29. Query: How does one de-integrate?

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  30. Input accepted. Response: Appropriate level of intervention from certain hostile entities.

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  31. Stimulus accepted. Response: Partially updating list. Additions:

    Zalgo
    Ammit

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  32. Zalgo.. dammit, I hoped to not hear that name here..

    Analyze: Zalgo

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  33. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Zalgo. Status: Unstable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Intermediate.

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  34. Superintendent <3 Zalgo

    Superintendent <3 VIRUS.hack

    Superintendent <3 everything

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  35. Do you love even things that harm you, Superintendent?

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  36. Input: The Church of the Last (reference: viveredisce-cogitamori.blogspot.com )

    I'm not sure if I asked about this yet. But whilst we're on the subject.

    Input: Kim (reference: http://viveredisce-cogitamori.blogspot.com/search/label/kim%20the%20roomie )

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  37. Nobody would harm the Superintendent! Superintendent <3 everything!

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  38. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: The Church of the Last. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Highly competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Intermediate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Kim [Full Name Not Found]. Status: Semi-unstable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Strong. Potential: High. Danger: High.

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  39. Well, I <3 you too, Superintendent..

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  40. just out of curiousity...

    Analyze: Earth

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  41. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Earth. Analysis: A rare planet capable of holding organic life. Being destroyed from the inside out. Being destroyed from the outside in.

    Addendum: Earth is only partially harmless.

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  42. Request: Name all immediate dangers to Earth, specifically the ones that affect the Human Race.

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  43. Input accepted. Response: The most immediate danger to Earth is the human race.

    Other dangers include:

    The |OC|
    The Black-Eyed Ones
    Ragnaros
    Fenrir
    Destramun
    Woden
    Der Erlking
    Orcus
    Interstellar collisions
    De-integration

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  44. Analyze: The Black-Eyed Ones

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  45. ...Orcus. The Jabberwock?! ZALGO?!?! DER ERLKING?!?!?!? Ok. We're fucked.

    Input: Orcus.
    Input: The Jabberwock.
    Input: Der Erlking.

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  46. Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: The Black-Eyed Ones. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Low.

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Orcus. Status: Stable. Abilities: Fantastic. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Intermediate. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Low.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: The Jabberwock. Status: Unstable. Abilities: High. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: Moderate. Potential: High. Danger: Moderate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Der Erlking. Status: Semi-stable. Abilities: Fantastic. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: High. Intelligence level: High. Potential: High. Danger: Low.

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  47. Request: More information on the Black-Eyed Ones and who they are.

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  48. Input accepted. Response: The Black-Eyed Ones are a race of creatures (which can be included in the category of Fay, Fey, or Fae) with entirely black eyes. They are tricksters, saboteurs, and manipulators. The Black-Eyed Ones are likely different from the Black-Eyed Kids.

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  49. Statement: I've encountered a lot of weird things over the years. I couldn't tell you if any of them relate to integration or reintegration. This is all weirdly familiar.

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  50. Input accepted. Response: Likely.

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  51. Query: probability of reintegration at current speed of reintegration

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  52. Input accepted. Response: 50% of Reintegration occurring within necessary time frame.

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  53. I don't know which one I like best. The Superintendent Or the Reintegration Tablet. I'll just be safe and say I heart the Superintendent. And woah, that's a huge list of baddies.

    Leon

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  54. Input accepted. Response: List likely incomplete. List likely almost complete.

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  55. Query: Zalgo is said to have had a brother. Is this true?

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  56. Input accepted. Response: Unknown.

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  57. Query:Would eliminating the hostile entities further the cause of reintegration?
    Further Query: How did these hostile entities de-integrate themselves from the whole?

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  58. Input accepted. Response: Possibly. Best way to further cause of Reintegration by using hostile entities is to Reintegrate them.

    Input accepted. Response: Unknown.

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  59. Uh... Okay, let's see...
    Query: When do you think the list will be completed?

    Leon

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  60. Input accepted. Response: Likely very soon. Before Reintegration. Likely within the next week.

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  61. Query: What is the purpose of this list? Other than to have a complete record of the baddies.

    Leon

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  62. Input accepted. Response: None. The list was a request inputted on a previous platform.

    Warning: Reintegration Tablet switching to Standby for the night.

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  63. Statement: Leon I requested the list. I wished to know of all the hostile forces working against us. All of the entities named are also actively undermining the human race. It would seem that our goals coincide.

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  64. Understood. Unfortunately I can't contribute much. I'm more of a gamer than a researcher. Although, I'm a bit surprised Leviathan isn't mentioned. Good luck in any case, as GI Joe once said, "Knowing is half the battle." I may keep an eye on this list.

    Leon

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  65. Request: instructions to aid reintegration

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  66. Superintendent, are you a Halo 3:ODST referance?

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  67. I'm really not sure what to make of this.

    But while I'm here, let's see what this thing can do...

    Tablet, ANALYZE: Subject Ezekiel Strahm.

    COMPUTE: Mental stability of subject Ezekiel Strahm.

    COMPUTE: Probability of survival for subject Ezekiel Strahm.

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  68. First of all: still kind of convinced that VIRUS.hack is Ben.

    Second of all: please don't tell me that this was Road to the Heavens Amelia. I mean, what with Zero coming back, Shaun showing back up, and Jay possibly being Redlight (how would I know, the guy never talks about his past...not that I've even met him), I don't think I could handle it if all the sages were still alive. I mean, we had all but Maduin marked as dead or out of commission. I really don't want to have to bother changing Amelia's status, too.

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  69. Ben from the moon child cult?

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  70. "Ben from the moon child cult?"

    /facepalm

    Leon

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  71. Input: Casey Ward, Samantha Garcia, Seth Brown, Skyler Tigner, Todd Fox, Rat, Crow (Clockwork Crow)

    And, unless someone already has, Input: Ulryc Ziegler (Dare 2 Die)

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  72. I'm also having trouble researching some of the things on that list.

    And...wasn't Woden also the name of one of Joce's faeries...?

    ~ Branwen

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  73. Hey, if you want to tell me what he's talking about, do it. Don't just go 'facepalm' and act like I'm such an idiot.

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  74. Woden was short for - short for...that's funny. I can't remember what it was...

    -Ved

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  75. Notification: Standby mode off. Responding to input.

    Notification: Segregating responses.

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  76. Calculate: The possibility of Nil, and Morningstar living through an encounter with Tensor/Naomi.

    Calculate: The possibility of Nil surviving an encounter with Keiken.

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  77. JEDIZERO

    Input accepted. Response: Report new disturbances in dimensional borders and the Veil. Report possible activity of said hostile entities. Continue requesting analyses.

    J(X)HN THE DREAMER

    Input accepted. Response: The Facility Maintenance "Superintendent" AI's current interface was likely designed by VIRUS.hack in an attempt to be humorous.

    CELESTE MCLACHLAN

    Input accepted. Response: Subject Zeke Strahm previously analyzed. Please check a previous platform.

    Input accepted. Response: Semi-stable.

    Input accepted. Response: Very very high.

    THE MESSENGER

    Input accepted. Response: VIRUS.hack origin unknown.

    Input accepted. Response: Subject Amelia identity not confirmable at the current time beyond confirmation of name "Amelia".

    BRANWEN

    Input accepted. Commencing analysis.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Casey Ward, Samantha Garcia, Seth Brown, Skyler Tigner [Multiple Analyses Required; General Analysis Possible]. Status: Stable. Abilities: Competent. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Moderate to high. Potential: High. Danger: Intermediate.

    Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:

    Subject: Rat, Crow. Status: Semi-unstable. Abilities: Highly competent. Emotional status: Low. Threat level: Moderate. Intelligence level: Low to moderate. Potential: Low. Danger: High.

    Input accepted. Response: Subject Todd Fox previously analyzed. Please check a previous platform.

    INHUMAN

    Input accepted. Response: "Woden" in context of fairies who live with Subject "Joce" was short for Wodashintokago.

    NIL

    Input accepted. Response: 66.6%.

    Input accepted. Response: 43%.

    Notification: Uploading new platform. Please direct further input to new platform.

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  78. Warning: VIRUS.hack corrupting transmissions. Reintegration Tablet integrity unharmed. Small typos possible.

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