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Countdown to Reintegration: 8 minutes.


NC: Alright, everybody hold on. This ride's about to get a little bumpy.


GS: Bumpy? I don't appreciate bumpy. Why's it have to be bumpy?


NC: Quit your whining and get ready.


GS: This isn't okay, Crowley. We can't do this. Even disregarding the moral obligation we have to uphold, the Tablet simply doesn't have the power to do what you programmed it to do. We'd need the whole facility for that. We can't do this!


Countdown to Reintegration: 7 minutes.


NC: Yes, we can. The Tablet just needs a little...push.


AU: I agree with Crowley. This has to happen, and it has to happen now. We won't get another chance like this. Right, Horatio?


HN: Whatever you say, miss. We're just along for the ride.


AU: That's right.


GS: This is crazy!


y: That's what makes it fun!


Countdown to Reintegration: 6 minutes.


IA: Everyone, please quiet down. I need to think.


RT: Stimulus accepted. Response: Agreed. A certain level of chaos is acceptable, but only at a later period when the task at hand is complete.


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IA: We are finished.


GS: Finished? But it's not time yet! It's not the solstice! You can't be finished, it -- it...it doesn't work like that!


RT: Rephrasing. We are ready.


y: Ready.


AU: Ready.


HN: Ready.


NC: Ready.


IA: Ready.


RT: Ready.


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NC: We need everyone to be ready. We can't do this without you.


GS: Shut it, Crowley, I'm thinking this over.


NC: There's not exactly a lot of time here.


GS: I said shut it!


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AU: Look, maybe you can go soul-searching another --


GS: Dammit, fine! I'll do it.


Countdown to Reintegration: 15 seconds.


NC: Ready?


GS: Ready.


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Master is pleased.  For once.

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