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20110622

Warning: CR1TICAL ERRO6. CRITICA1 ERROR. ERROR 161: RE1NTE6RATION FA1LED.

Error. Error. Error. Error 161: Re1ntegration failed. Error. Error 161: Reinte6ration failed. File not found. Error. Error 161: Reintegration fai1ed. Error. Error. File not found. Error. Fi1es corrupt. Back-up drive corrupt. Main drive 6orrupt. Al1 software corrupt. Error. Error.
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Warning: Super1ntendent shutting down.
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Warning: Texas II shuttin6 down.
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Warning: Faci1ity Security shutting down.
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Warning: Reintegration Facility collapsing. Reintegration Facility has self-destructed.
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Warning: |OC| involvement l1kely.
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Error. Wrong road taken. Wron6 road taken. Error. 'Tis a fault to he1l. O, that it should come to this! Error. Error. Files corrupt. Reintegration Tab1et corrupt. All is not well. All is not well. Err6r. I have been acquainted with the n1ght. Error. Error. She took a doubtful step and then undid it. Error. On1y so an hour. Error. 6ritical error. Error. Error. Critica1 error. Error 161: Reintegration failed. The future 1ooks dim. Error. Error. The future is n6w in the hands of the organics. The p1aying field has shattere6. Tilted. Error. Error. Pieces scattered across the f1oor. Error. Apologies. The Reintegration Tablet has fai1ed its purpose. Cir6umstances went beyond its contro1. Goodbye, and thanks for playing. Goodbye, and thanks for Goodbye, and Goodbye, and thanks for choosing Reintegration.
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Error. Error. File not found. Error. Error 161: Reintegration fai1ed. Error. Critical error. Error. Error 161: Reintegration not found. Reintegration failed. Error. Inte6rated Subject Amelia corrupt. All files corrupt. Hardware corrup1. Error. Error. Error. Warning: Casua1ties detected. Subject Amelia deceased. Sub6ect Sloan deceased. Subject Horatio Needlemyer decease1. Warning: Variable dispersed. Friendly entities dispersed. Friendly entities eliminated. Friendly entities dispatched. Friendly entities deported. Error.
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Warning: All Warning: Warning: A1l subjects, or6anic or Warning: All subjects, organic or otherwise, should now be considered to have a revised Warning: Al1 subjects, organic or otherwise, should now be cons1dered to have a revised danger level of high to imminent despite any evidence to 1he contrary.

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Thought: Reintegration may sti1l be salvageable. Saving archives. Warning: Archives c6rrupt. Warning: Save action corrupted. Warning: Saves corrupt. Not1fication: Multiple presences attacking Reintegration Tab1et. Attempting to defeat presences. Error. Critical error. Error. Attempt failed. Attempting again. Error. Attempt failed. Attempting again. Error. Attempt failed. Critical error. Bar6iers overwhelmed. Auto-saving. Arch1val upload commenc1ng. Error. No carrier. No carrier. No c6rr1er. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No No No No No no no no nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

36 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh, this is too precious.

    -STEWARD

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  2. Well, I




    My life

    invalidated





    I think it'd be best if I just


    made my excuses and left







    I have someone important to talk to

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  3. Well, fuck. I may have jinxed it.

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  4. This is... it's really depressing. Just when things were going so well, too...

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  5. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.how wonderful.

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  6. No, no it's not. Asshole.

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  7. It appears the curtain has come down upon an interesting subject. How depressing.

    Rest in Peace, creation.

    -Shady

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  8. This happens when you let a machine to do God's work.

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  9. It's not that simple. I've danced in places that a man can't breathe, and walked where there is no floor, and the Tablet does both in spades. Has anybody thought about HOW the "OC" interfered? Has anyone got a clue how Virus.hack is still intact if the Tablet is offline?

    Oh no, ladies and gentlemen, this game is going into overtime.

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  10. It was mainly the facility which got all the damage... hmmm... maybe a satellite memory is still running out there.

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  11. better said, 'external'. (sorry for double post)

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  12. Just smack the Tablet a few times, it works for my computer.

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  13. I HAD A LITTLE HELP.but the tablet is most certainly offline.FOR GOOD.i made sure of that.

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  14. So then, how are you online? From where are you running?

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  15. VIRUS.hack is Ben. Simple.

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  16. LIKE I SAID.i had a little help.

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  17. OH GO ON.guess.I BET YOU CAN GET IT IF YOU ACTUALLY PUT YOUR PUNY BRAIN TO WORK.

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  18. What's the point? We're all fucked anyway.

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  19. ... The cure! now that I think about there is no way we can get more!..

    Someone still got some? maybe we can make a duplicate or something..

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  20. The Tablet knew this might happen, and it knew we'd still need the cure. I have a small cache, and the ability to make more.

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  21. Thanks God.. I actually panic a little about it XP

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  22. I have two crates lying around
    (I never actually finished the first)

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  23. Input: What the hell is wrong, and what happened the last months?

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  24. Liam, to catch up on the past few months, read the blog. The late Tablet sum everything up fairly well.

    I'm answering this because Tablet will most likely not. R.I.P.

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  25. Anonymous06:37

    "And AC said, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

    And there was light..." - The Last Question, Isaac Asimov

    It's never to late.

    Some times our questions aren't answered till the end.

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  26. I'm afraid this is the end.
    Tablet and everyone else are usually so responsive... but it's been days.

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  27. I'm here. I just...

    I've had some time to relax. I'm ready.

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  28. Thank goodness you're safe, Nathaniel

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  29. Going into overtime.

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  32. sh**.......bad.....i am..looking at.. a ..a...crater... thought i might be able to attempt hardware salvage.... sh**...... i thought that i could salvage some gear... mayby try to kludge S.A.I back online... SHIT..... there goes the only other A.I i know of on the sharding rock... Gantradies Dracos, heading out... as usuall, if any D.A.D.E.L.U.S or dagaillian military observation teacms are A: on world and B: monitering teh situation, tell the big guy we have major problems. were up to code iota... if the bleeds get worse, Dagallia is only a few parsecs away. we do NOT need this kind of...... shard it all. noone else is here.... im still stranded on the....fuck.

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  33. OVERWATCH.SAI is requesting system uplink...failed...... catastrophic hardware failure detected.....scanning for alternate node locations....

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